"Sorority"

To the tune of "Minority" by Greenday

Refrain:

I wanna be in a sorority

I live a life of conformity

I need strict uniformity

Like, I wanna be in a sorority

I pledge allegiance

To the Greek system

One nation full of cliques

Who all have perfect hair

I justify myself

By letters on my shirt

I smile real fake so I can make

Others feel like dirt

Stepped out of the Gap

Bought a skimpy dress

Goin' to Sigma Chi

Frat party tonight!

Gotta look all right

Refrain

Three shots, four beers

I hope I don't look weird

I have to represent

My sisters to full extent

"Like, why am I here?"

I asked my inner self

Guys all want to use us all

They can't tell us apart.

Refrain x 4