Hey everybody! I'm Austin M. Moon. Don't even bother asking about my middle name, because it is too embarrassing! Anyway, I am overnight internet sensation. I want to let you know that I have three biggest secrets that no one know about, even my best friends Ally, Dez, and Trish. My parents know only one of my secrets. But I refuse to let my mom and dad know my two other secrets. If they know the rest of them, they would kick me out of the house for sure. I want to keep my secrets safe.

"Austin Monica Moon, get in here! Now," Trish shrieked from upstairs.

Thanks a lot, Trish! Now my audience knows my middle name, and I pretty sure that everybody in the store heard her. I walked upstairs and entered the practice room. Trish's eyes glowed with happiness. "Trish, is everything okay," I asked in, concern.

"Austin! Dez asked me out! Now we're officially a couple! I am so happy," she said while holding Dez's hand.

"Congrats, you two! I am so proud of you guys," said happily and little hit of sadness.

Dez said, "Oh, and Trish! I love you so much that I broke up with Mrs. President to date you!"

Trish looked at him in shock, "Dez! What the fuck? Mrs. President?!"

Dez looked at her and said like it was the most obvious thing in the world, "well, yeah! That was my pizza's name! But I broke up with her before I ate her!"

"Awww, Dez! That's so sweet," Trish cooed.

"Okay, guys! Austin and I need to work on a new song right now for his concert next week," Ally said, while entering the practice room.

Thank you, Ally! I couldn't stand watching them in love. But I missed my love of life so much! I am in relationship, and they knew about it. They don't know who it is, but they decided not to push it. Ally is dating Dallas and Trez is happening. They felt bad that I am not with my love of life. All of the sudden, Trez started eating each other's faces off. I groaned because I missed doing that! They still don't get my hint. I picked up my guitar and played a chord, and the windows in the store broke. I turned around, and they were still making out. OH MY FUCKING GOSH! I walked up to them and pulled them apart. They pull their bodies apart except for their lips. And seriously, they were like magnets, because they haven't stopped for fifteen minutes. Finally, a new thought came to me. I knew it was wrong, but that was the only way to break up their lips. So I said, "I see that you have a phone call from your other girlfriend, Dez"

Trish and Dez broke apart. Trish looked like she was about to slap Dez, but I stopped her. "Trish, I did that so you can stop eating your faces off."

Ally and I looked at the embarrassed Trez couple. "Sorry," they mumbled and exited the practice room.

"I thought they never motherfucking stop," I said with relief.

"I agree, Austin! Okay, let's us work on the lyrics," Ally said.

We worked together for three hours. We were finished with the song and went downstairs and I thought I would never see Trez kissing again. They were behind the counter, kissing. I cleared my throat and they stopped kissing. I noticed that I have a phone call.

"Hey! I miss you! Are you coming to Miami? Or are you here yet," I said anxiously.

"Well, I missed you and…my flight," the caller responded.

"Man! You missed the damn flight? I am so mad at…" before I had a chance to finish my sentence, I felt someone tapping on my shoulder.

I turned around to see who it was. I can't believe it. The one of my biggest secrets was actually standing right in front of me. I hugged him tightly and he hugged me back. We stopped when I heard someone cleared its throat. I turned around to see my friends' shocked faces. Oh, boy. I have some explaining to do.