Okay, so I know you probably hate me because I haven't posted in like, a long time. But it's not my fault! All my Dumbledore's Army chapters got deleted! So I have to write them all over again! And I know you won't really care for this short, little one shot. But my best friend, Stephanie, and I came up with this idea while watching Pirates of the Caribbean. These characters are based off ourselves; I'm Dakota, and she's Jasmine. We just had to write a little story of Pirates with characters like oursevles. lol

So, I hope this is okay!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean.


"How long does it take to have one drink?" Dakota asked impatiently.

"Something tells me that they're having more than a drink." Will said slowly, watching Jack and Gibbs closely.

Jasmine's eyebrows furrowed. "What is that supposed to mean?" She asked Dakota.

Dakota shrugged.

"I'll find us a crew. There's bound to be sailors on this rock as crazy as you!" Mr. Gibbs said.

"One can only hope." Jack said grinning.

Mr. Gibbs suddenly became very interested in the two girls, "What about those two?"

Jack looked at who he was talking about; Dakota and Jasmine. Dakota had tan skin and was wearing a pink scarf in her shoulder length, curly brown hair. Jasmine was slightly shorter and had her straight, reddish brown hair tied in a braid that was off to the side.

Although their faces looked like regular little girls, they definitely weren't. From the shoulders and down, they were pirates.

"They look like a couple of oddballs, don't they?" Gibbs said chuckling.

"Aye. I was imprisoned with them back in Port Royal."

Gibbs' rum slopped down his chin. "You were imprisoned with them? They're just a couple of little girls!"

Jack laughed. "They aren't as they seem. They wouldn't let me leave me cell if I didn't drag them along."

"You're pulling me leg." Gibbs said.

Jack shook his head and the trinkets in his hair jingled. "They're tough, mate."

Gibbs looked at Dakota and Jasmine once more and then shrugged. "If yeh say so. They coming with us?"

"Well, I don't think they're old enough to handle themselves, so I can't very well leave them here, can I?" Jack said miserably, taking a swig of rum. A moment later his face hardened. "What is he doing?"

A drunk man holding a rum bottle was staggering toward the girls and he leaned against a pillar.

"Well, hello there!" He slurred, running a finger along Jasmine's shoulder. Jasmine shuddered. "Fancy a drink?" He asked, throwing an arm around Dakota's shoulder as he got closer to her.

Jack stood up so abruptly he knocked his chair over. But before he could take a step, Jasmine slapped the stranger in the face and Dakota grabbed the bottle out of his hand and hit him hard over the head. The man stumbled to the floor and lay there unconscious.

"Anybody else want some?" Dakota and Jasmine called, lifting the bottle into the air, looking around the tavern furiously.

A silence filled the room for only a moment until laughter broke out.

"Yeh sure they can't handle themselves?" Gibbs said smirking.

"I suppose they can…on certain occasions. They're good with…bottles and such." Jack said defeated.

Gibbs laughed, holding his glass up. "Take what yeh can."

"Give nothing back." Jack finished, clanking his glass against the other.


So, was it horrible? I thought it was rather funny. =) Review, please?

xAllie