AUDIO LOG OF CURRENTLY OPERATING AT FLUFFY RESEARCH FACILITY [REDACTED]
TIME IS [REDACTED] OF [REDACTED]
CONTAINMENT ROOM 28 IN WEST WING
THIS ROOM IS OCCUPYED BY 3 BABY FLUFFIES AND 1 STALLION FLUFFY
BABIES ARE ALL PEGASI, COLORS ARE BLUE, PURPLE, AND SKY BLUE
OBVIOUSLY SIBLINGS
CHART SAYS THEIR MOTHER DIED ON [REDACTED] AT [REDACTED] FROM FLUFFSPLOSION
STALLION IS AN EARTH FLUFFY OF LIGHT BROWN COLOR
THESE FLUFFIES WERE RECENTLY SHAVEN OF ALL FLUFF FOR RESEARCH OF FLUFF PROPERTIES
BECAUSE OF THIS, THEY HAVE BEEN PLACED IN A PADDED ROOM KEPT AT [REDACTED] DEGREES FAHRENHIET, [REDACTED] DEGREES CELSIUS
STALLION SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN MOTHERLY ROLE
{female doctor in background: awww, how cute}
NORMAL FLUFFY BEHAVIOR OF PLAYING AND HUGGING
CLOSE TO FEEDING TIME
{faersten away from recorder: find a mare able to give milk}
IVE SENT FOR A MARE
CONTINUING OBSERVATION OF FLUFFIES
BABIES ARE ASKING FOR MILK FROM STALLION
STALLION LOOKING CONFUSED
STALLION BEGINS LOOKING FOR ITS TEETS
THESE FLUFFIES ARENT THE BRIGHTEST ANIMALS AROUND…
{slight chuckle from other staff present}
STALLION HAS TAKEN NOTE OF OUR PRESENSCE
STALLION IS AT THE WINDOW ASKING US FOR MILK
{faint fluffy speech: milkies for babehs}
{response from female doctor on scene: she's on her way, just keep playing}
UPON HEARING THE WORD PLAY THE STALLION WALKS AWAY CHANTING PLAY IN HIS BABY LIKE SPEECH
TAKING NOTE: STALLION'S PENIS HAS COME OUT OF ITS SHEATH AND NOW HANGS LIMPLY
TAKING NOTE : THAT SINCE FLUFFIES ARE A DISTANT BRANCH OF THE EQUUS CABALLUS, IT IS NORMAL FOR MALES PENIS TO COME OUT OF ITS SHEATHS AT TIMES
AS STALLION ASKS THE OTHERS TO PLAY….. THEY SPOT HIS PENIS
{faersten away from recorder: jenny, prep the door, I have a bad feeling about this}
{faint baby fluffy talk: milkehs! milkehs!}
{faersten: oh god jenny get in there now!}
