This is set after the events of "The Angels Take Manhattan" and how I personally believe life on the TARDIS is with those two "psychopaths" as River put it.

"RIVER RUN!" The Doctor screamed as the TARDIS began to smoke.

"What, why?" River asked confused.

The Doctor was trying to get the TARDIS doors open when he realized his own TARDIS had locked him in.

" Because River, if you haven't realized, THE WHOLE GOD DAMN TARDIS IS GOING UP IN FLAMES!" The Doctor began that statement very calm, but lost his temper when his wife still looked unfazed by the smoke building around that very frizzy head of hers.

"Oh husband, don't get your knickers in a twist, I was just trying to cook." River said as though she had just conquered the world, then a lot less heroically she said. "And I may have possibly failed."

"Wife, I love you, but can't we both agree that after the fourth time you have tried to cook and fail, should be the last?" The Doctor asked after finally calming down and realizing his wife was just trying to be kind, and not blow up the TARDIS.

"I just don't understand, I can kill 10 people with 5 bullets, I have single handedly saved your life over a dozen times, and somehow I can't manage to make fried chicken, without almost blowing us up in the process." River finished that statement with a huff, and then walked to their bedroom.

" Do you remember when you told me to never travel alone, right after I lost your parents to the angels?" The Doctor asked his wife.

"Of course I do." River replied while starting off into space.

"Well even though my Wife can't cook, she is still the best companion a husband could ever ask for." The Doctor said just staring wondrously at his wife.

For a very long moment The Doctor and River just stared at each other. And then River broke the silence, and told her husband why she was trying to cook at all.

" Husband, how do you feel about babies?" River asked her husband.

" Well, I dont know, they are cute, and I remember you as a baby, you smelt nice." The Doctor said jokingly to his wife.

"No I'm serious husband, what would you think if you were a father again?"

It took The Doctor a long while to answer this. He had been a father when he lived on Gallifrey. And he missed his children of course, but they perished in the fires of the Time War. And since then he never looked back.

" I honestly don't know River, where is this coming from?" The Doctor asked.

" Husband, I'm pregnant." River said as though she just told him the nuclear apocalypse was about to destroy the planet in 3 seconds.

The Doctor was beyond shock. He had always believed that River couldn't have children. But that was obviously not the case.

"Looks like we need to go get some baby supplies then." The Doctor replied. And the biggest smile came across his wife's face, and all he could do, was smile with her.