No! It can't be! I'm James Bartholomew Olsen!

I'm not supposed to be this girl-type person!

If I tell Superman, he'll have no choice but to send

To the psychiatric hospital his own friend!

And what about my job at the Daily Planet?

I doubt that everyone there would still let me keep it!

As for Lois Lane, what should I say to her

That Jimmy was changed into a woman by Lex Luthor?