No! It can't be! I'm James Bartholomew Olsen!
I'm not supposed to be this girl-type person!
If I tell Superman, he'll have no choice but to send
To the psychiatric hospital his own friend!
And what about my job at the Daily Planet?
I doubt that everyone there would still let me keep it!
As for Lois Lane, what should I say to her
That Jimmy was changed into a woman by Lex Luthor?
