This is a tale about a man, his split, and many ponies. Let us begin.

\Prelude/

My name is Joseph. It was December, the 20th in 2012 to be specific, and I was having my usual difficulty getting to sleep. To help with lulling myself to sleep, I had Celestia Radio playing on my iPod, and I was reading. What story was I reading you ask? Why, none other than Fallout: Equestria. For the third time.

I glanced at the clock on my headboard to see what time it was. 11:55. Well, I guess this is the time to see if what everyone was freaking over last year is true or not. The end of the world. Sure, whatever.

I continued reading, but being the slightly paranoid guy that I am, I looked at the clock every minute.

Four minutes. Reading.

Three minutes. Adjust headphones.

Two minutes. The song on the radio changes to Long Way from Equestria by MandoPony.

One minute. More reading.

Midnight. White. White everywhere.


Well, there's the prelude. More to come. I have some ideas for this. It's going to be somewhat romantic, but comedic as well. I IMPLORE you. Give me ideas of random things to write about. I will use them if I can fit them into the story well enough, and deem then appropriate for the story. At most, the rating will probably stay Teen for this fiction. First though, I will say that the next three chapters are already somewhat planned out. Why three? You'll find out next chapter.