You all know what i'm gonna say..."I do not own NARUTO!"¬.¬.I can tell you if I did, it would be ruined and probably given a higher rating and adult time slot ; ) if ya catch my drift lmao.JOKES. Anyway, i DO own one of the characters however.AND if any potential readers want thier OC's to have a walk on part, just pm me l8rs .

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Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki A.K.A "PIMPS"

"hey Sasuke.Watcha lookin at?" asked Naruto, puzzledly turning his attention in the direction of Sasuke's.Rolling his eyes, Sasuke spammed Naruto."It's what I'm not looking at that's significant loser.There is NO hot girls in here!"groaned the Uchiha impatiently.

"Even I could tell you that Sasuke, we are in the men's room waiting for bushy brows to hurry up and get off the toilet!"said Naruto, shielding his now numb head."Remind me again, WHY you dragged ME here anyway?" asked Sasuke clearly bored."Well, I couldn't invite any of the girls 'cuz they would tell Sakura, Shikamaru is all the way over in the sand villlage,1 guess who he's with, choji has to stay at home, because this TV shows got some competition to win a lifetime supply of potato chips, Kiba's taking Akumaru to the vets, Shino's busy and Nejji would just go on and on about his stupid fate stuff!"explained Naruto smiling."It was a rhetorical question you dumbass, and what's wrong with telling Sakura?"puzzled the Uchiha, fixing his chicken-butt hair in the mirror."I'll tell you what's wrong with Sakura-chan knowing!She is the sole purpose of my prescence here, as I must search for the perfect gift to win her heart!" said Rock Lee , emerging from the toilet."Well, uhh your not gonna find a gift in the toilet!"Laughed Naruto.

"PSSST!" whispered Naruto, punching Sasuke in the arm.Sasuke groaning, went to hit his BFF again, but then stopped when he realised the reason for Naruto's distraction."Hot girl 5 o'clock, major booby action!"laughed Naruto discreetly.Sasuke ran that through his head again, "booby action" those words made him laugh uncontrollably."I do not see what is so funny!This is a serious mission i have in my hands, may I remind you!" ordered Rock Lee, though it had no affect.Finally calming down, Sasuke replied to Naruto "I was thinking, when you punched me in the arm, you ruined that and now, i realise I spend too much time with you, as my humour has lowered to about your maturity" puzzled, Naruto tried to translate that, S-L-O-W-L-Y.Giving up he just turned and said "I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded like a compliment!"Unfortunately, Sasuke struggled for a sarcastic comeback worthy of that remark.

"Hey, Bushy brows, what about Ino's parents' florist, flowers are good right?" suggested Naruto, suddenly having an idea.YES! finally Naruto's incredibly empty brain really did replace the broken bulb.and spring cleaned the mounds of cobwebs on the light switch."Yes! I remember Sakura and Ino getting worked up about flowers in the preliminary when they fought!"exclaimed Rock lee, punching the air."Looks like we're going there then"said Sasuke, dreading Ino's reaction to his prescence.It kinda went something like this :

"OMG!SASUKE!OVER HERE!IT'S ME INO!!OH I BET YOU CAME HERE TO SEE ME RIGHT?I'M RIGHT!I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!IF YOUR BUYING ME A FLOWER, I LOVE THEM ALL!OH I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU AND ME ARE A COUPL-""we are not a couple, I am not buying a flower, i didn't come here to see you, Rock Lee is here, not for you either, now serve him while I go puke" said Sasuke coldly."He loves me really..He's just playing hard to get"Thought Ino out loud."No, I don't and No I'm not!" remarked Sasuke, leaving to wait outside the store.

"Thank god we got out of there!" said Naruto, joining his friend."I nearly threw up in my mouth" exclaimed Sasuke, mentally scarred by the experience."You should do that!Except let her try and kiss you whilst you do!"laughed Naruto exitedly."That is WAY funny, and all the same way more creepy that that time at the preliminaries!"retorted Sasuke, remembering."uuughh! I feel so sorry for the shadow clones I made whilst we hid.I hear one of the sound genin got AIDS and CHLAMIDIA from Hayate"said Naruto pulling a face.

"Yeah.You should never get condoms from Jiraiya"said Sasuke shaking his head.

"OWWWWWW!"yelled Rock Lee, landing on the floor."Oh no!My jumpsuit..Is RIPPED!" gasped Rock lee, embarassed.Sasuke and Naruto sniggered."Lemme guess.Ino found out you were buying for Sakura?"said Sasuke trying to control his laughter."She went something like ' all this for BILLBOARD BROW??' and kicked me out" said Rock lee, hiding behing a bench."Naruto lend Bushy brows your jacket, he can tie it round his waist to hide the rip"pleaded Sasuke, trying to save the embarrasment of being seen with a dude with duck pants.Groaning Naruto handed it to the guy in green and grumbled all the way to the next store.