A/N: Christmas is coming! So I wrote this. Review please. I don't own zoids

People on the streets: Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!

Bit: Shut up!!!

People: Do not cry, do not fight, because if you do Santa is not going to give you any presents!

Bit: I said shut the fuck up!!

Leena: BIT! How dare you swear!!

Bit: I can dare! What are you going to do about it?

Leena: (Her eyes are flamed ad turned red)

Bit: . . . .ooops.

Lenna: (With a boxing glove) YOU IDIOT! COME BACK HERE! FEEL MY WRATH!

Bit: No.

Leena: COME ON!!

Dr Toros: Hey! People!! Since Christmas is coming, I thought we could do a little Secret Santa!!

Bit: Doc, remember last year?

Dr Toros: Oh yes.

(Flashback)

Bit: Merry Christmas!!! (Gives present to Brad)

Brad: WHAT!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

(Brad's present Appears to be a $1 bill)

Bit: Since you like money so much, I gave you money!

Brad: You Idiot!!

(Brad enters his Command Wolf and smashes Liger Zero)

Bit: What the? What in the hell did you do?

(Present)

Bit: ....and that costs $50000 to repair!!!!!

Dr: Don't Worry. It won't happen again!

Bit: Hate Christmas.

Brad: Hate Christmas.

Jamie: Hate Christmas.

Leena: I love Christmas!

Leon: I love Christmas!

Dr.: I love Christmas!

(Doc pulls a box)

Dr.: (In thought) I got Brad!

Jamie: (In thought) Do'h! Got Doc again!!!

(Flashback)

Jamie: Merry Christmas Doc!! (Gives present)

Dr.: What? A zoid? And its only a Lightning Saix!! Why couldn't you just give me a Godos model? I am not giving you any payment! Young man!!!

Jamie: But, but that costed all my money!!!

Dr.: Too Bad!!!

(Present)

Brad: (In thought) I got Leon!

Bit: (In thought) NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! LEEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Leena: (In thought) YAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!! BIT!!!

Leon: (In thought) I got Jamie.

( On Chritmas Day)

People on Streets: JOY TO THE WORLD!!! The Lord has come!!!

Bit: Fuck YOU!! Why don't you fuck to the HELL!!!!

Leena: Bit! Don't swear!!!

Bit: Boo.

Leena: I'll BOO HOO YOU!!!

Doc: (Leena was about to punch Bit in the face) Let's get started!!

Jamie: Merry Christmas!! (Gives Doc the present)

Doc: What? I didn't want a solid gold Gojulas model!! I wanted a Lightning Saix model!!!

Jamie: Uh oh.

Doc: You are cut off payment!!

Jamie: But, but I spent all my money on it!!!

Doc: TOO BAD!!!

Doc: Anyway, I'll go next! Merry Christmas! Brad!!! (Gives Brad a present)

Brad: WHAT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Doc: A Zaber Tiger!

Brad: I'll kill you!!!

(Gets his Shadow fox and blasts the Zaber Fang)

Doc: NOOOOOOO!!! That is the ATG type!! That was the only one too!!

Leon: Merry Christmas!! (Gives Jamie his present)

Jamie: WOW!! A TRIPLE S!! (Kisses Leon)

Leon: EWWWWW!!!!!!!! Go away!!!!

Jamie: Sorry!!!

Brad: Merry Christmas!!! (Gives Leon his present)

Leon: WOW!! AN AB Unit!!!! Sick!! (Tests) hey it's faulty!!!

Brad: too bad.

Bit: Merry Christmas, Leena. (Gives Leena her present)

Leena: OH!! WOW!!! A CHARGED PARTICLE GUN!!! I'm Testing it!!!

Bit: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

(Leena uses it and blasts Liger Zero)

Bit: MAN!!! Now I lost all my money now!!!!!

Leena: Merry Christmas Bit!!!! (Gives Bit his present)

Bit: Wow!! Liger Zero Delux Armor Conversion!! It has 2 blades, hybrid cannon with an Ion booster!! Thanks a lot!!!! (Bit kisses her)

Leena: No problem. (Blushes)

A/N: Finished!! Well, people say Bit ad Leena are like each other!! So I wrote that! MIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!!!!!

Grim Reaper: Good. Stick with that!

Me: okay! Another will be Van/ Fiona!