A.N. This is just a fun little one-shot to make fun of Rosalie. Hope you enjoy.
Narrator POV
Jacob was just sitting there, minding his own business before Rosalie attacked. Let me start from the beginning.
Jacob was sitting in the living room of the Cullen's house reading a car magazine. Rosalie was sitting on the couch as far away from him as possible watching America's Next Top Model. Ignoring her, Jacob sighed and tried to read his magazine.
That's when the trouble began. Rosalie's favorite model was just eliminated and she was pissed. Screaming, she reached over and grabbed both of Jacob's wrists. Before he could pull away, she squeezed, completely shattering both of Jacob's wrists.
Groaning, he tried to pull away, making Rosalie madder. Throwing Jacob across the room, Rosalie stomped out the door, still shrieking, running into Edward as he ran into the room in front of the rest of the Cullens.
Emmett ran over and tried to "comfort" her, while Carlisle walked in the door, just getting home from work. Edward quickly explained what happened as he helped Jacob to his feet, after three feeble attempts. Running him into his office, Carlisle sat Jacob down in a chair before examining his wrists. Renesmee walked up to Jacob, crawling into his lap.
"I'm sorry, Jacob", Carlisle frowned,"but I'm going to have to re-break your wrists. You will be in casts for two weeks."
"Great", Jacob mumbled. Renesmee whimpered snuggling into him. She leaned over to him and patted his cheek telling him it would be ok.
"I have to do it quickly before your bones completely heal, which means I can't run and get you morphine. Emmett, Jasper, come here please, and bring some rope. Renesmee will you please leave sweetheart", Carlisle sighed.
"What", Jacob yelled, "you have got to be kidding me!"
Laying him down on the bed in the corner, Jasper and Emmett tied Jacob's lower body down so he would kick, then proceeded to hold Jacob's upper body in place. As quick as he could, Carlisle snapped Jacob's wrists again, set them in place, and wrapped them.
Screaming and trying to move, Jacob's body was in excruciating pain. Downstairs, Renesmee starts crying, and runs up the steps and flings open the office doors. Falling to her knees next to the bed, she starts to bawl, grabbing onto Jaspers right leg. Carlisle picks her up and gives her a firm squeeze around her shoulders before placing her in the bed next to Jacob.
Renesmee leans over and puts her hand on Jacob's sweaty cheek. She shows him how she is going to take care of him the next two weeks and how she is going to kick Rosalie's butt for hurting him. Jacob starts to chuckle, which is only drowned out by the sound of Edward's laugh from downstairs.
Never anger Rosalie.
