An interview with Lord Skere Kaan, Dark Lord of the Sith and founding member of the
Brotherhood of Darkness. (Approx. 1042 BBY - 1000 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Greetings, Lord Kaan. Do you have a few minutes for some questions?
LORD KAAN - As long as it's only a few minutes.
INTERVIEWER - You were once a very powerful Jedi Master. Yet now you are a Dark Lord of the Sith.
why did you leave the jedi, and join the sith?
LORD KAAN - Because the jedi are a group of arrogant, self righteous morons. They foolishly let the force
control and guide them, instead of being true leaders, and controlling the force. That's the main difference
between the jedi and the sith. The Sith are true leaders. We control the force; not let it control us.
INTERVIEWER - After joining the sith, you created the Brotherhood of Darkness, to unite the sith together
against the jedi. If you don't mind me asking, what was it that led to their eventual downfall?
LORD KAAN - An idiot named Bane. Like the fool that he was, he thought it better to "go at it alone" rather
than unite all sith together against our ancient enemy, General Hoth and his Army of Light, led by the Jedi.
He also thought that he could learn more from long dead sith failures, than from current sith masters.
INTERVIEWER - People want to know you as a person. Do you have any favourite foods?
LORD KAAN - Vrortic cocktail is an assortment of meats on a bed of wroshyr leaves. Also, I'm a softy.
I've gotta have my wookiee cookies. They're great when served with brandy.
INTERVIEWER - Do you like to travel?
LORD KAAN - Not really. I was born on Coruscant, where I became a jedi. I hate Coruscant. It was always too crowded.
With over one trillion people, I was never alone. As a sith, I've been to both Korriban, and of course Ruusan,
where bald boy betrayed the sith and the dark side. If I ever find him he dies; slowly and painfully.
INTERVIEWER - I think that you're going to have to wait in line. Lady Githany wants him boiled and stuffed.
LORD KAAN - I'm glad to see that others want him dead as well. You can add both Kas'im and Qordis to the list.
INTERVIEWER - What is your favourite colour?
LORD KAAN - Black.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you kindly, Lord Cookie Monster.
