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By the way, a good friend of mine suggested this title, though I kinda improvised it XDD hahaha! It was supposed to be the boy, the girl, and the ghost but yeah~ well... nevermind!

En~joy! /

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN VOCALOIDS!


The Guy, the Girl, and the Ghost

Daiisshō! (First Chapter!)

Sighs.

A definitely bored and somehow a bit agonized sigh escaped my lips as my eyes followed the girl I love, not being mine.

I uncomfortably shifted in my seat as I rested my chin on my left hand. She's currently spending our free time in class by chatting with the girls.

Hmm want me to describe her to you guys? Well… She's a person with seemingly soft, flaxen hair topped by an adorable fluffy, white bow. Her hair naturally reaches her shoulders; trailing down, you could see her cute petite form and that slender waist, practically screaming for my hands to embrace it with. And then a pair of pale arms slithered its way to her wais-

W-WAIT! WHAAAT?!

I jolted in my seat as I saw someone, that annoying Utatane Piko, grinning stupidly as he hugged Kagamine Rin from the back. I swear, THAT guy irritates me in soooo many friggin levels. He's the reason why I'm enduring this depressing 3 years of unrequited love life of mine.

First, because he's her 1st and current boyfriend… and second, it was supposed to be ME in the first place! You see, back in our first year of highschool, I was in a middle of my confessing to her, actually it's more like I'm just starting, when that snake came butting in while shouting to the whole wide world how much he loves Rin and asking her to be his kanojo (girlfriend). Rin, though totally taken aback, smiled and muttered while blushing, "T-then please take care of me".

Yeah… sucks to be me, neh?

That time, I was practically stupefied and speechless, but then.. even more so as Rin turns back to me and asks what I was going to say. Tough luck. From that day on, I carried out plans to snatch her out of the evil clutches of that Piko but somehow, EVERY. SINGLE. FRIGGIN'. ONE. OF .IT. FAILED. How can't I? Utatane AHOGE FREAK Piko detonated it all.

So now, I'm just stuck here painfully watching Rin love someone else. Not me. Sighs.

Neh, Anyone wants to change places with me? Now's a great time to do that!

"A-ano saa! uhmm everyone! Please listen…" A voice suddenly stood out from the jumble of noise created by my classmates. Ohh.. It's Megpoid Gumi, our class representative… probably trying to announce something. I ripped my deathly glare from Piko and faced Iinchou(class rep XD) to listen.

"uhh…uhmm... Well… Since this is our last day together as a graduating class… Would you guys want to plan a get-together after our graduation? I mean… for the sake of saying goodbye to everyone?" Just as Gumi finished her sentence, roars of cheers and girly chattering erupted throughout our classroom as multitudes of them try to outshout everyone just to have their suggestions heard.

Well.. I couldn't care less… but this might be my last chance to get Rin to turn my way! OH YESS! Hmm.. W-What should I suggest?! A..uhmm.. BEACH RESORT!

Then suddenly everyone miraculously turned silent, every one of them gazing back at me, even Rin. I tensed up in embarrassment. I didn't mean to shout it out loud. But then, Class rep brightened and her eyes sparkled.

"HAI! That sounds really good! Any objections?" She looked around and clapped her hands together.

"I take that silence as a yes!" Again, our class noised up but not in a mixed feelings kind of way … they shouted in unified agreement and cheers. Wow! Now that's a starter!

I smiled to myself only to be brutally teased by an overly…. weird Kagane Oliver.

"LEN LEN! WHAT'S WITH THAT LOLICON-ISH SMILE ON YOUR FACE! LOOK! THERE'S SOME DROO- " I frantically cut Oliver by shoving a huge bar of chocolate into his mouth, which he pretty much munched on happily.

I had to do that before he inflicts much harm on my image. I watched Oliver turn all giddy and happy as he swallowed in satisfaction the last remains of the sweet delight. Neh, he looks like an extremely heat stroked person having to drink a cold, refreshing tall glass of water. Pleasure and I think, a weird sense of… waaa! I don't even know! It just seems like he started life anew.

"Nehh, Lenny LenLen-"

"Zip it, Oliver! I told you a gazillion-th time, Stop with the LAME, EMBARRASSING nicknames!"

"B-But, Len-"

"WHAAATT?" I shouted in pure impatience and annoyance. AHH! How did I even survive 3 years of our weird friendship?!

"—KINS!" I automatically glared daggers at him, which HOPEFULLY stopped him of his hentekko (weird) ways.

"Ahhh! You're no fun at all, LENNN!" He slumped down backwards on the seat in front of me, facing me as he jokingly pouted. See? The total image of weirdness… I massaged my temples while trying my all to ignore his peculiar aura.

"Anno…Oliver, are you gonna attend the graduation party? No out-of-these-world beating around the bush phrases, Oliver! Just answer me normally!" I abruptly said as I glanced to him while frowning.

"Ahhh.. That's a hard call Len! Haha- OKAY okay! Stop trying to strangle me.. uhmm.. Well I think I might go…" he said while holding his neck..

"Ohh hmm considering that I'm the one who came up with the beach resort idea… I guess I have no choice then" I tried to say in a nonchalantly tone, hopefully not to appeal to Oliver's curiosity.

"Len, no need to say that… I KNOW that this is your last chance to ever steal Rin from Pik—Ughh! " I rapidly threw my book to his face. Heh, that should do the trick.


BEACH RESORT TIME~~

We arrived at the resort just hours ago, now we're done unpacking and about to head down.

I furrowed my brows as I reminded myself that I'm stuck with my arch nemesis, being roommates with him, the Heterochromia iridum-ed guy, Piko. (Yes.. His right eye's green while the other one's blue.) I mean… if I knew this'll happen, I should've been with Oliver the whole time, even though it meant supreme teasing from him.

Then a hand patted my shoulder lightly. I turned around and saw Piko grinning at me.

"Yoh! Kagamine! XD wanna tag along with me to hit the showers? I practically smell like garbage hahaha!" He laughed as he matched pace with my walking. I dusted off the invisible Piko germs on my shoulder and replied.

"Naturally... Aren't you garbage itself? " He stopped on his tracks and a smug smirk was all over his annoying face, laughing off what I had just said.

"Come on, man! Aren't you being too haughty? Don't tell me… you still hold on a grudge about me confessing to Rin..? "

I threateningly barked an "Urasai!" (shut up) at him and decided to shrugged it all off, picking up my pace down the stairs. Ehh… bummer… I felt like a sore loser just now. Really smooth Len..

I strode my way down the resort's restaurant, not coming across anyone I knew-that's good, and ordered 5 huge chicken sandwiches and a glass of banana sherbet. I lazily sat there as I waited for my food when suddenly hands covered my eyes, blocking my view. Then hot breath slightly brushed my ears.

"Missed me? " I jolted to stand and hit the head of the culprit, no other than Oliver. I knew it! He not showing up for hours is truly suspicious.

"I-i… iit-tai.." He complained as he roughly rubbed the sore part.

"Serves you well… " I said as I hungrily eyed my food being served. I comfortably shifted on my seat and started to dig in, munching in satisfying silence, only to be messed up by that bandage wearing blondie. Why is he wearing a bandage over his left eye? Well… never tried to ask him.. O_O .. I wonder why?.. Maybe he's a cosplayer trying to imitate C*el Ph*nthomhive? I dunno haha..

"Len! Can I have this drink? … Okay! Thanks!" He snatched my sherbet and sipped, his face making a funny look; he stuck his tongue out in … I dunno... disgust?

"Ewww! This taste like what my grandma would give me in my sick days… ehhh I give it back. You have weird tastes Len! Weird tastes!" Taking my sandwich instead, he said in mid volume.

"Then don't drink it, WHO SAID YOU COULD TAKE MY FOOD!? " He faked an appalled reaction and gasped, clutching the material on his chest.

"LehN! What are you saying to your ONLY friend? Is this how you repay my unconditional kindness to you?! -" faking a stifled sob , he continued…

"I-i could never believe that you would shout at me with such hateful remarks! I was only checking if you're fine…Was our three years of friendship for nothing? Were you just using me…f-f..for what? MONEY? " He amusingly peeked at me as he said the last word with such emphasis.

I looked around and saw multitudes of people drawing their attention to us; I ducked my head low as I try to whisper to Oliver.

"D-dude! Yamete yone! You're seriously gonna get us in trouble! "

"WHAAAT?! YOU'RE GONNA SHOW ME WHAT TRUE TROUBLE IS?! …*faking sobs AGAIN* … So it's all for money. I take it… here! Unlike you, I value our friendship way more that you could ever think of! " He shoved his hands in his pocket and got out all of his money and his wallet as he dumped it all on the table.

"O-Oi! Stop it already! Ahh.. Uhm… I'll give you all the chocolates you'll ever need for the whole vacation! So yamete kudasai! " I growled in such a forced low whisper. He then, had a satisfied look on his face and bowed… WAIT? WHAT WAS THAT BOW FOR?!

"Now, Len Kagamine, that's the scene I saw in a certain slice-of-life anime I liked sooo much! So how was my re-enactment? :D " He grinned triumphantly, knowing that I'll be his chocolate factory for the rest of my miserable vacation.

Collected "ohh's " and "ahh's" were heard from the people around us, some chuckling while others took the liberty to applaud Oliver's realistic performance.

He gave a last uncalled for bow and sat back on his seat like nothing had happened. While flashing a menacing smile, he took his money from the table as I got ahold of his seemingly BULKY wallet. I opened it up and saw a lot of yens- fuyukai desu! (How unpleasant!) I can even see some dollars in there!

"YES Len, I'm rich! Now, start calling me Oliver-sama hahaha! Come on your knees, bow down to me, and kiss my foot!" Oliver let out a villainy sinister laugh as he folded his arms on his chest, probably basking on his self-proclaimed praises.

"Y-yeah.. NO thanks. I'm cool." I replied as I slowly edged away when suddenly a thought hit me on the head.

"If you have THAT much money on you, WHY THE FRIGGIN' BANANAS DID YOU EVEN EAT MY FOOD EARLIER?! GO BUY YOUR OWN!" I yelled as I got my remaining sandwich out of his reach.

"Whaaaat? I can NEVER say no to free food! It's against my ideals." He said coolly while insisting on getting my sandwich. I made it really impossible for him by taking a bite on it. But that didn't even stop him! He grabbed the sandwich from my mouth and had cut off the bitten part.

He then tossed that part to my plate and said, "Look I'm sharing, be grateful to me!" And with that he chomped down on it until it's no more. I facedesked as he chuckled at my.. well… pitiful state.

"I hate you" I grumbled on the table, forcing it to be at least be audible to Oliver to valid it as an insult.

"Don't worry, Len-kins~ I hate you more hahaha!"

In the midst of Oliver's constant maniacal laughs, I heard a sweet familiar voice. I shot my head up and tried to look around. Alas! From afar of, I saw Kagamine Rin (btw, though we have same surnames, we're not related to each other in any way—NO! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE INCEST!) talking to her Baka no Kareshi (Idiot Boyfriend) Piko, who seems to be just saying something important to her.

"Rin… I need to tell you something." He said in such a serious tone while holding Rin's shoulders.

"W-what is it, Piko?" She said while concern was written all over her face.

"Rin… I saw you cheating on me this morning." Piko looked at her painfully as he said that.

"I-I d-don't understand Piko… I wasn't-" She looked confused and somehow lost. But it seems that certainty filled her.

"No Rin… You were with Mikuo that time right? " He let go of Rin's shoulders and put his hands in his pockets while looking down on the floor.

"I-I.. I'm sorry b-but-" She got cut off by Piko as he hold his right hand in stopping her speak.

"We've been dating for 3 years Rin! THREE WHOLE YEARS! Have I grown too boring for you? Or were yo-" Then he took hold of Rin's arm and hold up his 3 fingers to put emphasis to his point. She squirmed under his grip and semi-shouted slash talked.

"NO! you're wrong! I-I.. I was with OLIVER! I love him, Piko! I love Kagane Oliver more than you…"

.

I instinctively turned around and pushed Oliver's head off anywhere near me. I knew it! This guy's been messing with me. "I've been telling you this pass few eons to stop dubbing other people's conversations! It's creepy!"

I looked back at Rin and Piko only to find them hand in hand while going to the corner where ice cream was found. Ahh! I weren't able to find out what they REALLY were talking about.

"What are you talking about? You haven't been around for even an eon before?! XD Besides, eavesdropping is just too mainstream nowadays, neh?" He stuck his tongue out to me as I rolled my eyes trying to emphasis that HE'S the one who's making so much nonsense out of stuffs!

I massaged my temples in frustration and annoyance. "Ahh! all this wasteful talking is giving me a stomach ache… Oliver! Why don't you make yourself useful and buy a decent meal for the both of us?" I said as point a finger at him. Which he took with such a laid back attitude…

"Well, actually I ordered a while ago... It just seems that they're taking a pretty long time. " said, as he stretched his arms out on the air and pulled it on the back of his head. "Neh Len… What time's the party? "

"It's tonight at the beach shore. Uhmm and I think, I saw Iinchou carrying some fireworks just earlier"

"Ohhh… 3 years seems to just go by, noh? I can't believe we're actually going to college now. Heyy, LenLen…"

"Stop that!.. What now? "

"What if Utatane Piko died tonight? What would you do? "

"Why? Are you finally throwing away your remaining common sense and actually kill him?" I smirked at him jokingly as I took a sipped on my still there banana sherbet.

"What?! NO! Of course not! I'm not THAT mental pftt! So! Back to the question! What would you do if that happened tonight?"

"I'd be pretty thankful to his ghost to actually hand Rin over to me… yeah. That's it."

"Who said he'll hand her over to you? " As soon as he said that, I almost choked on my drink, which should've been impossible by the way… but this is a fanfic - anything could happened XD

I gawked, wide eyed at Oliver. I mean… he's weird and all but his is way too spooky than weird. After he said that, he just sat there staring blankly into my soul, waiting for some sort of a response.

I smacked both of my hands to my cheeks and tried to see if this is a dream. Though, somehow the sound of the impact seemingly woke him from his peculiar trance. Ehhh! What's this all about?! The author most certainly didn't even hire me for anything but a RomCom fic!; my senses aren't prepared for this sudden turn!

"Len… Why are you staring at me while putting your hands on the sides of your face? *gasps* Could it be that…. YOU'VE FALLEN UNDER THE SPELL OF MY IRRESTISTABLE CHARMS?! I never knew I'm THAT appealing..! "

He looked quite pleased with himself but then… he somehow realized something.

Suddenly enough, he stood on his seat yet again and had pointed accusingly at me while shouting, "on the second thought…. EEEEEWWWWWWW! Who could've thought that you SWING that way?! Were you liking Rin just a façade all for the sake of being closer to me?! UGGHH!... I NEVER liked shounen ai before! " Oliver frantically said as he hugged himself and shivered.

I sat there wide eyed, and trying to get ahold of my dropping jaw in pure disbelief! How can this guy manage to be soooo friggin' full of himself?!

I tried to stop him in his madness!

"O-Olive-!" Only to be cut by him.

"NO LEN KAGAMINE! BEFORE YOU COULD EVER CONFESS TO ME, I'LL DUMP YOU FIRST! I WILL NEVER RETURN YOUR FEELING! NEVAAAAARHHHH!"

I tried again, "S-SHUT U-!" Only to be cut by him. AGAIN.

"NO! I WON'T SHUT UP! I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK!"

Djfsojfredfrdsejmfrejfmvcorefjmkropjfm CRAP! "WHOO-!"

"JUST STOP IT! WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THI-!"

"OLIVEEERR! WHO IN THIS SICK WORLD SAID THAT I LOVE YOU?!" I finally shouted at him with all the might of my vocal chords… and aided help of my anger.

"Ohhh nonononononono! Len wants to be MORE than friends but what can I—WHAAAA?! YOU DON'T ?!" he shouted back at me. I helplessly sighed, "Do I really need to answer that? Even more so, I hate you, remember? "

"So you DO NOT have ulterior motives in being friend with me?"

"HELL! Of course I don't!"

"and.. you're not gay?" I swear… I might kill this bloke.

"Dude. I'm STRAIGHT"

"Then just minutes ago, you weren't trying to be a seme when you're clearly an uke?"

"EHHH?! What the bananas are you talking about?!"

"PHEW~! That scared me! Okay… Let's be friends again! *handshakes me then bows*… THE END!... Len! Thanks for practicing the lines I need for the movie I'm directing! You're such a big help "

He flashes that commercial smile at me while actually addressing the people around us!

Shockingly enough, I realized that there have been a lot of people crowding around our table, watching us ever since our score earlier just started. Eruptions of clapping and cheers, and even comical cries of amusement were blasting all throughout the restaurant. Some were even throwing flowers at us for giving them entertainment. What the hell are these people thinking?!

I sat back on my seat, looking really dumbfounded at what just happened while Oliver, on the other hand, is currently enjoying the attention. Though, after a minute or so, he shooed everyone and said that they had to make way for his food, which seems to be a feast much overly enough for the both of us.

"Ittadakimasu!" we said in unison.

Then, we both dug in; him munching happily to himself while me trying to process and hope to forget what happened through this day, And it's actually working! I mean… this food is practically brainwashing me with such exquisite taste and presentation. Then suddenly all I know is my taste buds are in a complete state of grace and bliss, filling my stomach with peace and satisfaction.

In the middle of our silent assassination of the food in front of us, Oliver spoke out of the blue.

"Have you heard of the idiom ' You are what you eat' ?" He said as he enjoyed his shepherds' pie.

"Hmmm… yeah.. why?"

"Coz.. all my life, I've been eating such delicious food, so does that make me a delicious person? " Smirking, he seems to get this whole idiom thing in a wrong perspective.

Uhhhh… "I'm sure that idiom's not meant to be understood in that way.. " I muttered; I'm certain he heard it but had only chosen to ignore it.

Minutes later, we miraculously finished all the food while Oliver miraculously paid it with an I-don't-care-how-much-I-paid,-just-gimme-my-change attitude. The waitress was taken aback but nonetheless, all was well. We journeyed ourselves up to the stairs and to our respective rooms. Oliver's is a floor above mine.

"Oi Len. If you need me, which you always do, you can find me upstairs stuck with a miserable guy, ranting on and on about how much leeks contribute to the body's nourishment. Disgusting " He said with sticking out his tongue as if he's tasting it right now.

"Meh, you're stuck with Mikuo? I think that's better than being with Piko.. anyways, Ja! See ya around." I waved dismissively as I turned the knob to my room.

"Yeah Ganbatte there" Oliver shouted as he lazily went up the staircase.

I got in my room and soon enough, saw Piko's sleeping form on his bed. I ignored him completely and dumped myself carelessly into my mine. Waves of softness and comfort washed my remaining weariness and fatigue. Sighing happily to myself, I merrily rolled on my bed, turning right to left, left to right.

Suddenly, I felt the need to take a nice short nap. But it seems that messing with a sleeping Piko is much more appealing to me.

Why? Well.. I found myself holding a pair of dirty socks near his face. But the probably nasty smell doesn't bother him at all. Feeling really unsatisfied, I got my painting brush and tickled his nose, waiting for a funny look on his face. But AGAIN! Nothing happens O_O I dunno if he's really THAT tired but normal people should've woken up by now.

I rushed to the restroom and scooped some water by the pail using both of my hands and splashed it to his face, looking really unfazed by it! What's wrong with him?!

Then, almost like subconsciously, I leaned forward, having a zoomed-in view of his face. Which seems to be REALLY pale. Almost like blueish pale. I jolted to stand and panic overwhelmed me! I shook his shoulders to wake but he's not moving at all. I suddenly grabbed his arm and checked frantically for his pulse- nothing. He's… He's dead.

Blood rushed into my head in bewilderment. I dashed out of the room and ran to their customer service area down stairs. While waiting for an attendant, I tapped my fingers in total tension and fear. I absolutely don't know what to do in these times! I mean.. COME ON! It's not normal for me to see a dead body right in the same room as mine! They're taking too long…. In frustrated impatience and annoyance, I shouted to the top of my hyperventilating lungs.

"A CLASSMATE OF MINE IS DEAD IN OUR ROOM! WOULD YOU PEOPLE PICK YOUR ASSES QUICKLY AND DRAG IT TO THE SECOND FLOOR!" Right after I said that, people around the place looked shell-shocked and had rushed upstairs. I myself sprinted upstairs guiding the officials to our room.

I blasted through my room's door with all force and almost too suddenly, gasps of shock and confusion escaped each and every one's mouths.

Especially mine.

Coz.. right now,

I can see another Piko alive and smiling at me…..

and hovering right above.

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FINALLY~~!

First chapter's done and out! Hehe XDD (feeling really bad to kill Piko D: but it's inevitable. He has to die! XDD hehe gomen~ well at least he's back… as a ghost hahaha)

So what do you guys think about it? Me, I like Oliver's unpredictable-ness hahaha I dunno if you guys think so too XDD

Any suggestions? Constructive criticisms? Wanna share your thoughts by reviewing? :D

YEY! THANKS A LOT! /

JA MATA NEE~~ Otamegane-san! Logging off!