Chapter 1: Introduction
This is the story about how my life got turned upside-down. I just want to take a moment and sit right here. I'll tell you the story about how I survived high school.
Vegeta casually struts through the hallways of high school, noticing the glances his peers gave him, which were filled with fear due to the massive boner Vegeta was sporting in his shorts.
Vegeta didn't give a fuck about it, though, because he was the pimp of saiyans.
"What? You haven't seen a boner before!?" he spat at his fellow students, causing them to look away with eyes in awe of his massive erection.
However, there was one student who didn't look away. The young, short, bald boy, Krillin, refused to look away. Vegeta's boner was just too arousing to avert his eyes from.
Krillin walks up to Vegeta and asks, "Vegeta, can I see your boner?"
Vegeta gives Krillin a look filled with glee as he loosens his shorts, sliding them off his legs, revealing his massive boner that any saiyan would be proud of.
"Yes, look, Krillin. This is the boner of the pimp who will soon become dean of this school!" Vegeta said.
Meanwhile, at the school field ...
Goku and Yamcha were having a threesome with Piccolo in the gym storage room.
Thirty minutes later ...
Chi-Chi and Bulma are talking in the hallway.
"Hey, did you hear that Goku, Yamcha, and Piccolo were having a threesome in the gym stoage room?" said Chi-Chi.
"I dunno, Chi-Chi. Maybe they're just rumours." Bulma said in response.
"Let's hope to god they were right." said Chi-Chi.
As the two ladies continued their walk in the hallway, their conversation was overheard by Frieza, the coldest mother fucker in the neighbourhood.
"So, they were having a threesome, eh?" said Frieza.
"I should ask if I could join them." Frieza said before walking towards the classroom where Goku, Yamcha, and Piccolo had class in.
TO BE CONTINUED!
