"Fuck! Cunt! Shit-Fuck! Shit! Bitch! Bastard! Fuck!" James hopped about the hallway clutching his foot where he'd slammed it in the door in his haste to get out of the room.

Scorpius secured Albus' fluffy pink, throw blanket around them a little more-head tilted innocently to the side "How long will he go before...?"

Scorpius trailed off as they watched James stumble around through the doorway,hitting his head against the wall and loosing another string of curses.

Albus hummed and tightened his grip on Scorpius' naked hips "Sometimes, I pretend he actually uses intellectual words."

Albus then reached over his bedside, picked up his wand and flicked it towards the door-it swung shut with a dull thud and locked with a light click. A muffled shout came through the door.

"I am so getting you two for this! Especially you, Malfoy!"

Albus and Scorpius smirked at each other, then in a playful tone, Albus said "Now, where were we?" and flipped his boyfriend over and rolled on top of him.