How Do You Like Me Now

How Do You Like Me Now?!

A/N: I would have posted this in Music category but ya know they don't have a country section! In protest, I will be making a series of song-fics to country songs. And if you happen not to like Country, read anyway, they actually unbelievably have a plot! Not bad for a 12 year old girl…

Disclamier: "How do you like me Now?!" belongs to Toby Keith.

All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling!

A/N: ¯ Text like this is the radio playing ¯

This story takes place with Harry & friends at age 30

Hermione went to turn on her radio in her apartment.

"And another country hit from Ron Weasley!" the DJ announced.

"Oh, yuck" Hermione thought. The singing started:


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Yeah I was always the crazy one broke into the stadium
And I wrote your number on the 50 yard line
You were always the perfect one and a valedictorian
So under your number I wrote call for a good time
I only wanted to get your attention
You over looked me somehow
Besides you had too many boyfriends to mention
I played my guitar too loud ¯

17-year-old Hermione walked to the Quidditch field to see her boyfriend Harry practice. Instead of that she got quite a surprise when on the field's 50-yard line painted was:

555-0886

Call for a good time

Then she heard yelling and laughing coming from the other side of the field.

"How do ya like it?" yelled Ron Weasley.

"Shut up!" cried Hermione and ran out to study.

Ron looked really hurt.


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How do you like me now, how do you like me now
Now that I'm on my way
You still think I'm crazy standing here today
I couldn't make you love me
But I always dreamed about
Living in your radio
How do you like me now ¯

Hermione, now 21 got an urgent letter by owl from somebody, saying to meet them in the old Hogwarts quidditch field, at midnight. She spent all day wondering who it was. Finally, she got there, to only see nobody else but Ron Weasley, an attempted country singer. He was like "Hey Baby, how do you like me now?!" She was just plain not impressed!

¯ Then I took off to Tennessee
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined I'd make it this far
Then you married in the money girl
Ain't it a cruel and funny world
He took your dreams and he tore them apart
He never comes home you're always alone
And your kids hear you cry down the hall
Alarm clock starts ringin' who could that be singin'
It's me baby with your wakeup call ¯

The finally married, 30-year-old Hermione Potter was absolutely cracking up while watching a Ron Weasley music video on CMT. "Ha! Ron in Tennessee! LOL!"

"Hey, what's up?" said Harry as he walked in. Not being the most caring husband or dad ever, Harry was rich and that was all that Hermione cared about when she married him at 28. She started crying as her kids saw her. She was only surprised that Harry bothered to come home that day. She went to bed that night. 6:00 AM her alarm clock rang, blasting Ron Weasley's new song, How do you like me Now?!

¯ How do you like me now, how do you like me now
Now that I'm on my way
You still think I'm crazy standing here today
I couldn't make you love me
But I always dreamed about
Living in your radio
How do you like me now ¯

Hermione was completely unimpressed. She hated Harry, Ron, and Country music. She heard a knock on her door. There stood Ron Weasley he looked way better than he did at Hogwarts. He just smiled and said

"Hermione, how do you like me now?"

A/N: The 2nd country fic will be out soon! Should I keep writing?