So Gatorade was like super drunk one day like so drunk, alcohol everywhere. Like he had mixed vodka (like a supervodka double the alcoholness) and red wine and messed it all up. So he had alcohol on his hands but he didn't care, Grantals didn't care about aaaaanything.
So Galochs hands were all red and stuff because of the wine and then Enjolras comes in in the room. And Enjolras is all like "Duuude Gayntaire! Your hands are red bro, that's my fave color!
And Galliotine said "oh my favorite color is green uwu" which is super cute because green is a dumbass color but Grantree is so quirky so it's cool.
So Enjolras said "Lemme make this even moRe red!1111" AND HE LIGHTED A FIREEE!11!1
It was only a candle but still. But because Granlinoia is so drunk and clumsy he is all like"look Enjolras senpai I can have a finger in the fire" and he tried to swish his finger super fast in the candle. But his finger were ALCOHOLIC. I learned in school that alcohol and fire makes more fire so Gruntaires hand s are burning!
And everyone is like noooo because everyone know Enjolras and Gryndidad are like super gay and everyone likes Enjolras like a friend and want to see him happy. Unlike fucking Marius he is a prick, he wears socks in sandals and will only kiss cosette which is super mean because what about me, I mean Eponie. Huh? Fucking Marius.
Anyway Grintiires hands are burning but because Enjolras is such a hero and he is so hot and he's the best, so he sacrifice his red flag. And red is his favorite color! So heroic and unselfish. The fire stops but Granllysies hands are gone! Only ash left. And everyone is sad cause how will he hold his bottle and drink more alcohol? But Enjolras takes the ash in his hand and say this super romantically " you know Gruntgrunt, black is my next favorite color"
And then they have sex on the table and Marius isn't there because he is dead he died in the Vietnam war (we're working with that in school lol XD) but no one is sad because no one cares. Cosette also dies because everyone hates her like stop it cosette!
And Enjolras and Granite live and survive, except the hands who are still ash. But that's okey because granlise is all like "Apollo uwu carry my alcohol" and Enjolras blushes and is super cute and they do the sex all the time.
Authors note:
Whatcha think lol. Give me nice comment and I may do mpreg, should Enjolras or Grantintin carry the baby tho? You decide lol XD
