Little Bad Day Wonder.
By Xan.


Today. Was a really bad day.

Fujin slowly made her way to Balamb Hotel. Basically the Disciplinary Committee's home. So pitiful. First off, Raijin's in the Balamb Garden cafeteria telling little kids all about her.

"Raijin! Raijin! What's Fujin like!?!"
"Yeah, yeah! Is she mean?"
"Do you think she's pretty!?"

Then you have--

"NOW!!!!!!"

She felt someone's hands against her back shove her into the water. Splash! Getting up out of the water, fuming, she looked around to see who it was.

Dincht.

Hating getting wet she growled and grabbed for her eyepatch that was beautifully floating in the nice, salty, wet water.

He's dead.

But, before she could get out he ran away.

Seifer's right! He is a chicken-wuss! She pouted. Then a bird took one on her head.

&^&)%)&*^&!!!

How could this day get any worse? The albino pulled herself up out of the water, draining the water and bird poop out of her hair.

Someone is seriously going to die today.

She stepped on a bug.

Walking into the Hotel, a loud voice boomed behind her.

"Fuj, you don't look too good.. what that smell?"
Miss PMS flipped them off.

(Back at Garden Cafeteria.)

"She's really nice, ya know?"

(Hotel Hallway.)

Bad day, bad day. Kill, must. KILL. DIE. ARG.

Just then, Fujin heard something.

Stinky weather, Fat shaky hands
Dopey morning Doc, Grumpy gnomes
Little wonder then, little wonder
You little wonder, little wonder you

She figured it was Raijin home early. Pah. Grabbing her key and opening the door, she saw something she never expected to see in the horrible life that she lived. From day to day, she saw nothing. Not even a gay ass Kodak moment. But, this. This was a Kodak moment! She couldn't believe her eye(s)!!

Big screen dolls, tits and explosions
Sleepytime, Bashful but nude
Little wonder then, little wonder
You little wonder, little wonder you

Fujin screamed at the top of her lungs, and dropped the eyepatch that she still held in her hand. Seifer.. was DANCING, on top of his bed, in his boxers to David Bowie's Little Wonder.

"Oh my GOD." Where'd he get my David Bowie CD!?! I hid that! Sh&*! But.. Seifer's dancing! Almost NUDE! A big grin came across her face.

Whistle. "Oh, Se~ifer!"

So far away, so so far away
So far away, so far away
So far away, so so far away

He screamed.

BOOM!

The boxer-Bowie looked behind Missy Pissy and saw Raijin sliding across the floor to their room.

"What happened, ya kno--" Faint.
She took her chance and scooted the brownie out of the room and made an ear-to-ear smile towards Seifer's direction.

He dropped his hairbrush. "I-I can explain."
"No need to." Fujin slammed the door shut and tackled him.
He raised his eyebrows and Fujin purred.

Now's my chance!!!

"Aw!" He shoved her off of him. "That's disgusting Fuj! You got bird sh*& in your hair!" He grabbed his pants and stomped out of the room, carrying a fainted Raijin down the hall with him.

...........damn.

~ F i N ~



Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VIII.
Annnd.. Little Wonder is David Bowie's song. ^.^

~Xan.~

(This Fanfic was made for no particular reason.)