Chapter One: INsanItY...
Ed and Al Are sitting back to back (mainly because Ed's back was very sore after his last fight with Mustang and Al's cold, metalic exterior felt good on it.) just looking at the sky Incedably bored.
Ed: wow... I'm so incredibly bored...
Al: Me Three.
Ed: I wish something exciting will happen.
A plane flew about 50 feet away from them and crashed into a chocolate bar.
Ed: Did you see that?
Al: See what?
Ed: ...I'm gonna go wash my hands...
the lizards are going to get you ed... Why is there elevator music on...
Ed: FEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Al: Are you alright?
Tell him your all right...
Ed: Ya Know, I think i'm loosing my mind!
Oh great, why don't ya tell everyone your insane wont ya? now i'm gonna make you see halusinations...
Naruto: Bakawk!
Al: Did you see that?
The same plane that crashed into a chocolate bar was repaired and flying again.\
You saw nothing. If you say you saw anything the lizards will get you. THE LIZARDS!!
Ed: What the hell?
Lizard Headed Al: Whaddaya looking at?
Ed (running away screaming): AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Normal Headed Al: What's his problem?
Naruto: Bakaw kaw kawk!
Ed: FRIGGEN' LIZARDS!!
Ed was then hit by a truck.
Pikachu: Uh...well, uh... can't just leave him here...there are birds...what should I do? hmm... Do I stand on him? Maybe... Maybe I should kick him... yes... I should...
Pikachu then kicked Ed in the chest.
Ed: Arghh... where am I? Who... what are you? What am I doing here?
Pikachu: You were hit by a car! And I- zzz...zzzz...zzzzz... Huh? oh, sorry. I have Narcelepsy. It's this weird sleeeping disorder, I just fall asleep for no reas-...zzzz...zzzzzz...zzz...
Ed: ...
Pikachu: ...zzz...zzzzzz...zzz...Huh? oh, sorry. I dont know if I told you or not, but I have Narcelepsy...zzz...zzzzz...I'm not...zzzz...I'm not gonna wake up this time...zzzz...zzzzzzz...zzzzz...Follow Me!!...zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ed: Hm. I guess I'll let him sleep.
Guy: ...
Ed: I hope that guy over there doesnt think I'm short... Or look like a jerk...
Guy: Hey! shorty! I cant believe how short you are! And guess what else? Your fat!!
Ed: If that guy calls me short/fat one more time I'm gonna go over there and kick his ass!
Guy: ...
Ed: Hmmm, I gues hes leared his lesson.
Guy: ...fatty.
Ed: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! whack! punch! pow! Good. he's out of the way. Now I need to find a way to get me out of this place...
Pikachu: Hey! I can get you out of this place!
Ed: You shut up! I'm tired of you and your narcelepitic antics!
Pikachu: Fine! I Never Liked You anyway! I hope you face melts off! BLBLBLBBLBRLBLBRLBRLBRLBR
Ed: Well I hope you crap your pants.
Pikachu: Joke's on you! I'm not wearing any pants!
Ed: You better shut up, because, I can kick your ass...
no you couldnt...
Ed: Shut up brain.
Pikachu: Fine! Fine! I didnt want it to come to this, but here I go! PIIIKAAAAAAA- ...zzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Ed: HAAAAAAAAH!! pu-
Pikachu: Ha! I grabbed your arm! Bet you didnt see that com-
Ed: Whack with other hand! pow with other hand!
Pikachu: Owww...Gaahhhhhhhhh... Okay, you win, that last punch hurt...hey...whaddaya doing with that lighter fluid...and that match...? Splash! Gah! now Im all wet! ...hey...I'll give you a nickel if you dont put that match on me... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! MY FOOT"S ON FIRE! MY FOOT!! Oh. The fire went out. Hey, lemme tell you this joke I made up... it's abou- THERES A FIRE BETWEEN MY LEGS!! Bleh.
Ed: Wow. I don't know why I just did that... uh...WHERE THE HELL AM I !?
Al: are you okay? youve been mumbling about narcelepsy and being short...
Ed: ...
Al: ...
Ed: ...
Al: ...
Ed: I'm gonna go wash my hands again...
Al: Again?
END!!
