Title: Love, Sex, Sins and Porn.
Summary: Damon S is a famous former porn actor. Elena G belongs from a very religious Catholic family. At a party, when their eyes met, fireworks go off, and they fall in love with each other. Now Elena is taking Damon to meet her family, but will Damon's past be an obstacle in their happiness. Comedy. Romance and lots of sex. 3 chapters.
Chapter 1: 'Love and Sins'
As I stepped onto the porch to enter the house, I felt a sense of nervousness, I looked back at the car, my beautiful girlfriend was behind the wheel, picking up her handbag.
She jumped out of the car, gracefully, and closed the door. She smiled a smile that almost stole my breath away, but that wasn't new, everything she did stole my breath away. My heart would race, and I would feel like I couldn't move. It was the same feeling I felt when I first saw her. It never changed.
"You okay?" She asked, concerned.
"Peachy."
"Oh. Oh. Your jacket." She said as she set his collar. "Daddy doesn't like it like that."
"Baby, please call him dad. That term just makes me so uncomfortable. I have heard it use for me so many times and I don't recall any one moment it was appropriately used." I replied, cringing.
"Ew. Gross. Damon." She smacked my arm playfully. "Are your legs shaking?" She pulled him closer, "They are going to love you, just like I do. And even if they don't, it doesn't matter, I'm yours and you're mine. And nothing can change that,"
And that right there melted my heart. She was so crazy for me just like I was for her. She was literally going all her beliefs for me, and that meant more to me than anything. I bit my lip, nodding, so that she'd know that I'm confident but actually, it wasn't the case at all, in fact for the first time, I was afraid, afraid of the fact that they would recognize me, and they'll throw me out of the house. Of course, no one in their right mind would like the fact that their beautiful daughter was in love with an adult movie actor. I wasn't ashamed of it and neither was Elena. She never cared about my past. She loved me inspite and despite of it. She loved me like no one could love anyone, she loved me, cared for me, tended to my mood swings, worried for me, she was just perfect. This was the reason sometimes I felt I didn't deserve her.
But then again, if the world believed that she was meant for me than I wasn't a fool enough to lose her.
"Don't worry, they won't recognize you. And if they do, I don't care that you used to be a…, an actor," She said as if she could read my mind.
I smirked, just loving how much she could understand me and the fact that she couldn't even say that word with the straight face. "Porn Actor,"
"I was gonna say adult movie actor but does it really matter,"
"you can't even say it with a straight face,"
"We don't have to hide it, I'm not ashamed of you," She said.
It was my choice that Elena's parents don't know about my past. They were very religious, so religious that they frowned upon pre martial sex, they'd die of horror if they knew. They'd shun Elena and I didn't want that.
"No matter happens, I'm with you," She whispered holding my hand.
"Can you read my mind or something?" I asked, cocking my head.
She let out a giggle. "Okay, ready?"
"Yes."
"Let's do this,"
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I had seen some real crackheads but nothing had prepared me for the circus that was Elena's family. She had told me beforehand that she had a huge family. As she liked to put it, they were an extremely godly family.
When I entered the house, her mother welcomed with a huge cheesy grin and her father with a frown.
"Mom, Dad." She ran toward them and took them in a warm hug.
"My baby!" Her mom enveloped her arms around her while her father gave her an awkward side hug, still glaring at me.
"Oh, I missed you so much." Her mother said, silently weeping.
"Now, now, Isobel, control the tear works, we have our daughter back." Her father said, "I hope the big city experience didn't change you and you're still our Elena, the Elena that we raised with our family values,"
"Oh, stop it, John, and hug her," A woman much younger then Elena's mother said.
"Welcome back, love!" John, Elena's father said as he took her in his arms and gave her a very formal hug.
"Who is that hotness?" That woman interfered again, turning the family's attention to me.
"Father, this is… the man I told you about. Damon Salvatore and this is my father John Gilbert."
"Pleased to meet you, sir, I have heard so much,"I offered my hand in a handshake that he took firmly.
"And Damon, this is my mom, Isobel Gilbert."
"No way, she's like your elder sister." I feigned surprise, and her mom seemed to love it.
"Oh, he is so charming." She almost swooned.
Elena rolled her eyes, she knew how good I was with women, I worked magic here.
"Elena's father looks old enough to be your father too," I almost bit on my tongue, did I really say that out loud.
Elena looked at me with shocked eyes, as if she was saying really? And so did Isobel and the other lady with her.
"and that's my aunt Jenna." Elena introduced, breaking the awkward silence.
"Please, come inside." Jenna said with a wide grin.
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The dining room was small, or maybe there were too many people here. Elena had three siblings. Tyler, Jeremy and Caroline. They were helping with decorating the tree with their distant English cousins, Klaus, Elijah, Rebekah, Kol and Finn. That wasn't it, she had so many damn cousins. Matt, Lizzie, and Josie were Jenna's children, her uncle Alaric was here, sitting on the table across me too. And if that wasn't enough her father's elder brother Doctor Grayson Gilbert and his wife Miranda Grayson with their daughter April and their adopted daughter Bonnie was here too. And just when I thought her family can't get any bigger, her grandmother Jo came downstairs.
"You look so familiar," Grandma Jo asked me, almost making me choke on water. "Have we met before?"
Elena's eyes widened. "Of course not," She said quickly, "He's lived in Italy all his life, no way you met him before."
"So, Mr. Salvatore-," Elena's father turned his attention to me.
"Please call me Damon,"
"Aha, sure. We were all so excited when Elena told us she'll be bringing her fiancé over this Christmas,"
She had fought all her family when they told her she couldn't choose her husband alone. Her family was very conservative, they controlled their children like robots. She had to argue with her parents to make them respect her choice, a concept so alien to me, my parents never cared, so long as I wasn't hurting anyone. But I knew her parents meant so much to her, so I have to win them over too, for her.
"Please sit," Jenna pulled the chair for me, while Elena greeted the rest of the family.
Why was everyone staring at me as if I was a lion caged in the center of zoo.
"He is so hot." Jenna murmured.
"Excuse me Jenna. I'm terribly sorry, Damon, we don't use that kind of crude language in our house. Jenna is a mother now but she's still a teenager at heart." John excused for her 'crude' behavior when I thought she was the most normal of them all.
"It's okay. Mr. Gilbert."
Damon was about to reach for the mashed potatos when Mr. Gilbert coughed. "Uhm. Let's pray first, shan't we?"
"Of course," I corrected, you dumbass, I told myself. "I always pray before I eat, sometimes I pray twice, and sometimes I pray so much that I forget to eat at all, I just love the Lord so much," I muttered nonsense. Just stop. I told myself.
He shook his head in dismay and continued. "Then why don't you say grace today?"
"Uhh. Bless us, O Lord, and these, Thy gifts, which we are about to receive from Thy bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen." I proceeded with a cross. Of course I had memorized it. I had to watch (suffer would be the right word) several youtube tutorials to act like the 'godly man' that Elena's father would approve of but then again I could do anything for Elena.
"Good." John seemed impressed.
"Thank God."I sighed.
"The way he says God, it's like I have heard his voice before." Grandma Jo said in a confused tone.
Jenna's brows furrowed, "I think I did too."
Jesus. Please don't tell me these old ladies had been watching and wanking to my porn. God, they must have seen my ass crack too. Oh Lord! Kill me.
"Calm down." Elena mouthed.
I nodded.
"Rice?" Isobel said.
"No, thank you." Damon replied.
"So, Damon, tell us about you, what do you do?" Alaric, Elena's uncle eyed me suspiciously.
"Well, I have a car workshop, I have passion for cars, I also have a showroom for vintage cars."
"So you're a college drop out?" Miranda made a face.
"No. Of course not," I am a high school dropout, but I didn't mention that to that snobby bitch.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I always tell my daughters to go for guys who have at least went through college. Post college studies, Men are more mature." She said snobbishly. "that's how Gray and I met."
"yes, I have heard about your college love story," I replied, Elena had warned me beforehand not to ask them, they love to go over the details of how they met, I didn't want to hear their version of How I met Doctor Grayson Gilbert!
"So, how did you two met?" she asked.
"It's a long story, maybe some other time," I replied, but regret the next minute when she returned the favor by telling me how she met Grayson.
"Do you go to church?"
"Yes. Every Sunday." I bit my tongue, I wasn't supposed to say that. Of course, I started going to church once I started dating Elena, but before that I was atheist by heart. I started believing in God when once Elena was really sick, she had typhoid and I couldn't bear to see her in pain. The atheist in me died that night when I stayed up with her in hospital, and prayed to God to make her well again. I decided to visit church every Sunday after that.
However, Elena's father didn't approve of that. He believed godly men should go to church every day.
"Why? Are you too busy for the Lord on other days?" He said cheekily.
"No. No. I…" I stumbled for words.
"Dad, he prays at home!" Elena lied, even though I knew she hated lying.
"Yes, I'm on bible study all the time, sometimes, on date nights, Damon and I are discussing His Almighty,"She continued.
I smirked, sure we do. I make her keep calling the Lord's name in vain, as she comes down from mind numbing orgasm. Just the mere thought of her sweaty body underneath while I suck on her nipples, and fuck the living day lights of her, had me hard, if only these people would disappear and I could throw her on the table and make love to her until-,"
"Are you okay?" Rebekah, her cousin asked me.
The massive steal like hard on, was almost killing me.
"Uh. I'm… I'm fine."
"So, Damon, which church do you go to?"
"The one near my house."
I don't know why everyone laughed.
"He's a riot." Elijah said, wiping a tear off his eye. "Keep this one."
"You know I swear, I have seen you before." Klaus interrupted.
"Me too." Jeremy added.
"He just have one of those faces," Elena said, nervously.
"Honey, have you made sleeping arrangements for Mr. Salvatore." John asked his wife.
"Yes, he'll be sleeping with the boys in the garage."
"Oh okay."
"Let me help you with dishes." I said, making an excuse just to get out of under everyone suspicious eyes.
"Ops." Mrs. Gilbert dropped a spoon.
"Please, let me." I said as I bent over to pick it up.
"Hey. I have seen that butt before." Grandma Jo said loudly. Everyone turned to face me.
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Dear readers!
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In the next chapter, Damon and Elena will have lots of lemon scenes and the story of how they met! Also Damon and John go to church.
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