I do not own Naruto, this is a fanfiction only.

I guess I should introduce myself, I am Kisaru Uchiha, a member of the honorable and much respected Uchiha Clan. I have also the distinct luck to have been one of the two Uchiha that was either by luck or by fate managed to survive the purge of my clan. I still can't believe my cousin Itachi was the one to kill almost all of our clan.

I mean he was a kind, caring, understanding guy. He was my cousin but we were also best friends all throughout our academy years, and we saved each other's lives a ton of times. Suichi was there and if he was still alive he would tell you that I am telling the truth.

Since I was the last Uchiha, and let's face it one of the two of the remaining clan members still within Konoha, I was given to choose between two pretty tough choices. I either marry multiple women, many of which if not all of which the council would pick for me, or stay in ANBU till either I die, or go insane and end up killing myself.

Between a loveless marriage and a career that would lead me to mental insanity and eventually suicide, the choice was obvious. Considering the way my life was going, I might be a little crazy already so I chose to stay in ANBU for the remainder of my days.

I still don't know why the Hokage gave me the mask I now where it was either to remind me of my pain or because he has a strange and unique sense of humor. I often wore a badger mask, I am very much family oriented, but thanks to our benevolent Lord Hokage I had to wear from now till the day I die, a Weasel mask, and not just any Mask either, the mask of my cousin.

I guess it could be that the council didn't approve of my choice or the fact that there was one kid I loved to play and chat with, and no it's not my emo cousin Sasuke. I swear if the kid could make a female clone of himself, I wouldn't be surprised to hear he would marry her.

The kid that made my life as ANBU quite literately easier if not a joy was a boy everyone in the village hated, I know why but it still didn't matter to me, since I knew those that hated him were absolutely full of manure. The kid was always cheerful, played some of the best pranks I ever was seen, and the result of him using that Sexy Jutsu made me laugh so much I almost always end up being either discovered or lectured by my team Captain.

That Naruto was one kid I could watch for days, even spend time talking with him or teaching him new things. The kid sure made my life as an ANBU great. He was also one of the most hardworking, dedicated students I ever met. He worked at being a ninja to such an extreme even Guy once said the flames of youth burned brightly within him. This is some praise coming from the Green Beast of Konoha let me tell you.

The time came and the seasons were not the only thing that changed, the village changed as time went by. Naruto managed to do enough missions to be chosen to enter the Chuunin exams. I could not be more proud of him, I guess Iruka might be even more proud but he was busy with his classes and his relationship with an equally hated kunoichi. I still say Anko doesn't deserve the treatment she gets, it's not her fault her master betrayed the village.

At the end of the Chuunin Exams, most of the village was a wreck, some of my friends in ANBU ended up meeting their maker, and the nicest old man I ever met was killed by his own student. All in all, it was a depressing time for the village and as an ANBU I did my best to keep the village safe since most bandits actually appeared to think Konoha was ripe for the taking.

My good friend Naruto ends up going on a three-year training mission with a pervert. A drunk becomes our Hokage, and Sasuke betrays our village and goes to join the bastard that killed our previous Hokage, I swear if Tsunade chooses to have me marry multiple women, I am this close to telling her where she can place that marriage paperwork and going, rogue.

I kid you not, Tsunade may be one of the hottest women I had ever seen, even if I know she is old enough to be my granny, and that she only looks like that because of her seal. Considering this I am still against marrying anyone that I did not chose or that the other side chose me. For crying out loud marriage between two people is hard enough when they chose to marry, without that ability to chose it's next to impossible.

A lot of horrible times came to pass, but at least Naruto survived with his decency almost intact, who can live with Jiraiya for three whole years and not end up a little perverted that is the question that keeps bugging me late at night.

I also lost time how many times, I had to help our new Hokage deal with her drunken days, I had to carry her on my back, take her home, help her get dressed, and put her to in her bed. All the while trying to be decent about it, and it was not that hard most of the times, thanks to a judicious use of the shadow clone Jutsu.

Her hangovers were not that much of a problem. Ear plugs did wonders for those hours that she would scream about her head feeling like it would cause her to die. Shizune pretty much told me the entire history of her constant binge drinking. She lost her lover, and her brother and things were so bad that she developed an absolute phobia to seeing blood.

I found the entire thing ridiculous, this lady is one of our very best medics, and she freaks out at the mere sight of blood? How did she even manage to operate with that phobia is another thing that I could never figure out. I guess deep down she really loved the village, even though it was hard to see when she was drunk.

Orochimaru finally died one day, but not without having me listen to the entire sob story that was his life, I know how much Anko suffered because of him, I could even say he is the one that because of him my friend was almost driven insane because of him.

That was the first man that I met that was absolutely obsessed with obtaining immortality. The next one was Obito who for years I thought had died saving Kakashi. The next one was my own grandfather Madara, I know losing a brother and being denied the position of Hokage was a big deal.

This still didn't excuse allying with Danzo in such a way they used my best friend and cousin to kill most of our clan. The clan did what it had to do to ensure the survival of our clan, plain and simple.

This is how my story was supposed to come to an end, just as Naruto was about to be killed by Madara, I jumped in front of him and took the hit for him. Like I said I really liked the kid, there is no way I would let Naruto be killed and I do nothing about it. I don't know why Naruto was crying like he was, or why he didn't open his eyes. I could see blood mixed with his tears and I knew something bad had happened.

"Don't cry buddy, I am happy that I was able to save you. It doesn't even hurt anymore, so come on and smile for me like you always used to. Let this Weasel at least see his friend Fox smile and be happy. You can tell Tsunade to take my eyes if you need them. I am not going to need them where I am going."

Naruto beat his fist against my chest and cried harder. "Don't say that! Granny Tsunade will fix you, she is good at fixing people. You will be just fine, just like when she fixed bushy brows. We will laugh and talk about pranks like we used it, dattebayo!"

I wish that was true, I wished that I could make the woman who I had a crush on and this my friend truly happy, but I guess that is just one wish Madara made certain would never happen.

There was a bright light and I began to walk towards it. I felt the pain leave my body, I felt truly relaxed and I was actually looking forward to meeting with Mikoto, Fugaku Shisui and all the members of my clan that was dead.

That is until I felt a hand, a rather strong hand stop me in my tracks by grabbing me on my shoulder. "Did you mean it when you made that wish?" I don't know who was holding me, but I know from the tone of voice she was a woman. Not a teenager and not as old as my granny either.

"How about you tell me why you want to know that and Who are you?"

She made me turned around and it was a long haired blonde woman, wearing some strange robes and a smile on her face. "Who am I you ask? Well, don't you have a lot of nerve asking me that, I am death silly boy, you people call me the Shinigami, but I rather am called Yami."

"As to why I asked about the wish? To see if you are worthy to have me make that wish come true, so come on Kisaru tell me the truth do you really want to make those two happy?"

I had nothing to lose, I was already dead and thus I had no reason to lie at all.

I looked at her and smiled, "I meant what I said, and did not make that wish without meaning it, Believe it!"

Yami laughed as she let go of me, "I guess Naruto rubbed off on you as much as you rubbed off on him. I will grant your wish, you will get your chance. Keep in mind that I am not doing this just for your sake, if you manage to make them both happy, you will be able to change a lot of the things that went wrong in your history. The war that caused your death might even be prevented."

"It is an almost impossible mission Kisaru, so I am also giving you something that might make your mission a lot easier. You don't have eyes anymore since you told your friend that he could have them, so I am giving you a brand new pair, except that you will appear to be more like your childhood hero rather than one of the Uchiha Clan. Be ready cause this will hurt."

I guess should have been ready for when she said this will hurt, I should have known this would be incredibly painful, but somehow the idea of making those two happy made me think about how I could do it, so much that I forgot about the pain I was supposed to feel.

As I opened my eyes, I was wearing the old armor I used to wear in my Chuunin days, and I looked at my surroundings. I was in the forest that surrounds Konoha, the moon was beautiful in the sky, at least it was until I saw a group of men chasing a woman with red hair, and soon after a blonde guy came running past me.

This must be urgent, he didn't even stop to ask me to help. I jumped up to the nearest tree branch and began using chakra through my legs to catch up to the blond, the group of ninja chasing the girl, and the red-haired girl the blonde guy wanted to rescue, it seems.

I got there just as the blonde guy saved the girl, and he killed one of the ninjas that were apparently trying to kidnap her. I used my chakra and thanks to a skill my friend Shisui helped me learned, I appeared behind one of the kidnappers. Without much time I plunged my fist into his chest and a massive beam of light went through him and through the guy next to him.

I pulled my hand out and slowly the crystal sphere in the middle of my now metallic hand began to change into a normal looking hand. I looked at the two who were still hugging, "Hey you two are alright? Don't worry I am not an enemy, I am from Konoha."

The blonde guy looked at me like I was insane, "Why should we believe you? You could be one of the kidnappers for all we know."

I guess this guy was not that trusting or he was blind to the obvious, "Because I just killed two of the kidnappers, and I did it to help you, Dattebayo!" Why did I say that I kept wondering that as I felt a hand hit me to the back of my head and everything went black?