Just some random stuff, I wrote it cause there seem to be very few crack fics of this fandom. I undertand why, cause Nel/Nnoi is a drama/angst pairing

I made it to be a oneshot, but if you guys want I can add another chap or two

Anyways Enjoy, reviews are love

Disclaimer: BLeach and its characters are not owned by me, cause if it is, there would have been more Nel/Nnoi and Ulqui/Hime. And the two arrancar said would have actually lived... and became normal guys.


Nnoitra was taking a stroll around Hueco Mundo. He was pretty bored because he hadn't been given a mission lately and also because he hadn't found anyone to fight.

Well… there is one person, but she always ignored his taunts and denied his challenges.

And yet…

"Oy, Nelliel" he started out slowly, not stopping his strides, there were footsteps behind him, and he knew exactly who they belonged to. She was always there, not even bothering to hide her presence.

"What is it Nnoitra?"

"If you don't want to fight me…" he paused, turning around.

"hmm?" the female arrancar looked at him questioningy.

"…THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ALWAYS FOLLOWING ME??!!" Nnoitra's outburst was loud enough to be heard all throughout Hueco Mundo.

Nelliel, despite being in front of Nnoitra, was unfazed… even if a couple of her eardrums were popped.

"What makes you say that?" She asked, apathetic as always.

Nnoitra stared. "What do you mean?" He asked, perplexed.

"What makes you say that I follow you?" she asked again.

"Hmm… I dunno… maybe the fact that just about everywhere I freakin go I see YOUR annoying as hell damn face?!" he's being sarcastic, obviously.

Nelliel looked confusedly at Nnoitra. Then, she gained a mischievous glint in her eyes.

"Ara, Nnoitra, is that a confession?" She asked, lightly smirking.

Nnoitra froze. At first he saw the smirk, which was angelic to him, seeing as how almost no emotion at all crosses Nelliel's face ever… at least when he's around.
Then he replayed his words in his head, and he found out exactly what she was talking about. And all the blood in his skinny body seems to have rushed up to his face.

"LIKE HELL IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he roared and he proceeded to flee to his quarters. Still blushing. And no, you haven't read wrong.

As she watched him flee, almost destroying everything in his path, Nelliel's smirk grew bigger, albeit even her birthmark couldn't hide the fact that she was blushing just as much.

"Nnoitra's such a baby"

And she headed to the opposite direction, skipping and giggling to herself.