BPOV

Nessie was packing her bag for her holiday with Jacob. Nessie turned 17 a couple of months ago and now they are going away on a 'special' holiday. At first Edward was against the idea because, well he could read there mind and well he wasn't too impressed, but he came around in the end. When we were getting close to finishing packing we were distracted by someone screaming joyously… PINEAPPLESSSSSS. Me and Nessie went out to see what it was and to our surprise it was a pack of dancing pineapples some doing the running man while screaming wooh wooh while others were star jumps and screaming Pineapples!!!!

"What the hell" said Bella?

"Oh I want to join" said Nessie

Then Nessie went up to the pineapples and started doing the running man.

Edward was in the main house and heard the scream and came to check if everything was alright.

As soon as Edward arrived the pineapples ran away.

And he was like "waaaaaaaaa"

And I was all like "whooooooooo"

And Nessie was all like "weeeeeeeeeeeee"

And the pineapples were all like "arrrhhhhh"

After the pineapples had left Edward and I finished helping Nessie pack and then Jacob came. After Edward had a bit of a talk to Jacob they left.

Me and Edward decided to go up to the main house. When we walked in we were shocked to see Emmet and Jasper dancing the thriller dance while trying to sing the word through uncontrollable laughter. Me and Edward just looked at each other and walked away to find out what was going on.

Upstairs we could hear very hyperactive music and when we walked in the Carlisle and esmes room we were even more surprised to see both of them doing the running man.

"What are they thinking?" I said

"Well…," Edward started to reply "oww what the hell was that?"

We turned around to see an evil little pineapple with evil eyes smiling and waving at us with evilness.

I went to go and shake it's hand but it bit me.

"Oww" I screamed. "The little bastard bit me"

It ran away and I turned around to see Edward doing what looked like disco moves.

Then all of a sudden it hit me, the urge to dance and laugh uncontrollably. It was like nothing I had ever felt before.

I danced down the hall to find Alice and Rosalie doing the hoky poky, and of course I joined in.

We all started to go down stairs and then Emmet yelled out "MACARENAAAA"

We all started to do the Macarena, not even a minute later the pineapples came into the living room and started to do the Macarena as well. Then all of a sudden everyone stoped and then Alice said, "What do we do now?"

Everybody looked at each other wondering what to do then the pineapples yelled out in their high pitched voices "RUNNING MAN!!"

Out of no where Emmet said "STOP. HAMMAR TIME. DO DO DO DO DO CAN'T TOUCH THIS"

Then for the rest of the day we danced around like idiots with the pineapples.

So this was completely random and makes absolutely no sense and me and my friend Emma just made it up on the spot. But if you like it tell us. Review please.

Love kiara and Emma