Emma was sitting on the ground using a screwdriver to fix her toaster in her new home that she bought while she was the Dark One. The one thing that pissed her off more than the toaster was that her sexy black clothes had disappeared when the darkness had left her. She heard a light knock at the front door and made a hand gesture towards the door that made it open for her. She didn't look up as she concentrated on the task at hand.

"Did you steal our toaster from our house? I could've sworn that you were fixing one when you lived with us." Charming joked. Snow wasn't amused and she cleared her throat, "Emma, we need to talk to you about something important."

Emma tried one more time to get a part of the toaster loose and then put it down.

"Okay, but it better not be too long because I really need to fix this damn thing."

"Why won't you just use your magic to fix it like Regina does all the time?"

"It's because I would rather figure out how to do it by hand in case I'm some place where I'm not able to use magic, Dad."

Snow cleared her throat a little louder, "Emma, will you please stop what you're doing and listen to me?"

She finally stood up and sighed, "Fine, let's get whatever you're going to tell me over with."

"You should sit down for this one, Emma." Charming said while looking a bit nervous.

Charming and Snow followed Emma into her living room where they sat on her silver loveseat while she sat on a chair across from them.

Her parents were quiet for a moment and then Snow reached over to hold Charming's hand.

"You two aren't sick or anything, are you?" Emma asked.

"No, nothing like that! It's something Snow wanted to talk about."

Snow smiled at her, "Emma, I know that you are old enough to know all of this, but I want to cross this off of my list of things that I need to catch up on with you. Plus, I want you to be safe."

"Safe? Mom, I am safe. I have magic and I can control it now thanks to Regina's help."

"Not that kind of safe, Emma. I know that you already have Henry and I wasn't sure if you were...intimate with Hook. Now that you're with Regina, I think we have to talk about safe sex."

"Intimate with Hook? Are you kidding? I wouldn't let him near me with a ten foot pole! Why the hell are you here to tell me about safe sex? I haven't even had the chance to kiss her or hold her hand yet. I know how to have sex with a woman."

"Y-You already had sex with a woman? Emma, I thought Neal was your only...partner."

"Mom, I know how sex works, I have had Henry. No, Neal wasn't my only partner. Can we stop talking about this please?"

Snow's face became a little red from embarrassment, "It's my job as your mother to protect you from...from whatever can harm you. I don't know what Regina has been up to in the past 28 years, but I can tell you that she wasn't worried about protection then! Who knows what she could have because of all those she had sex with in the Enchanted Forest. I wouldn't be shocked if she had STDs."

"Snow, that's a bit harsh, don't you think?"

"Mom, why would you say something like that? Regina is a grown woman and probably did what she thought felt right for her. You're not the one having sex with her and neither am I, but I will be, dammit!"

"Can I leave now? I don't see how I can put in my two cents here…"

"No Charming, you're staying right here until we finish this."

"I have heard that there are condoms made for women that…"

"Snow, I can't stand here anymore and listen to this! Let's just leave Emma alone. What she does in the bedroom is her business."

"But don't you want our daughter to be safe, Charming?"

"Yes, but she's an adult now. I don't want to imagine my daughter in bed with anybody."

Emma was trying to wrap her head around what her mom had said and how she was educating her about safe sex.

Snow was about to say more when Emma decided to get the hell out of there by having a white golden cloud of smoke surround her.