"nigga nigga nigga." Romeo whispered seductively.
I replied with a horse noise.
"ooh yes nigga u speak that horse shit." Romeo replied.
"do u want da d, i mean the v, lolololololol i am not a man?" I asked, glancing behind me at my mother, who was twerking in the kitchen.
"No, im on a diet."
I replied with a sad horse noise.
"the bible said adam and eve not adam and neigh." Romeo retorted, slapping me with a nearby lamp.
I fell to the ground, violently breakdancing as I choked on my own blood.
I awoke hours later with half of my foot being eaten. It was being eaten by a fat guy who was starely intensively at me as he chewed. I looked back at him and he glanced away, making a soft sheep noise.
I feel back into a deep slumber, where I dreamed of two cowboys having rough gay buttsex. One of them kept yelling about a guy named Jake. I awoke to the fatguy eating one of the pillows off my bed. I decided that gay cowboys would be better to see right now.
"OH MY GOD, IT'S ON THE WALLS!" I was violently awoken by my mother's screams.
I jumped up, rushing into the bathroom where my mother was, having a mental breakdown in the floor while she sung lady gaga to her self.
"ra ra ra-ah-ah." she hissed.
"Mom, why is there poop everywhere?" I asked.
"OO MA OO MA-MA. WANT YO BAD ROMANCE." She screamed at the top of her lungs like black women in church. It was a real long ass time ago so everyone was racist and compared bad things to black people.
The fat guy reappeared, chewing on a bright pink dildo.
"Overweight sir, did you poop on these walls?"
"bitch I might be." he snapped.
"ITS A YES OR NO QUESTION!" Romeo ran by the room, screaming, his crotch on fire.
I stood there in disbelief watching my lovers cock burn off.
Suddenly, the imaginary camera zoomed in on my face. "I wanna ride." I whispered before running over to Romeo and jumping on his cock.
9 months later, I gave birth to a beautiful baby boy. He was questionably black despite mine and Romeo's caucasian complexion. I think I got pregnant by that black man that I came across in a local coffee shop that insisted that I pop my pussy for a real hood-rat nigga.
I held the beautiful baby in my arms and decided to name it "Real Hood-Rat Nigga" after it's biological father. But of course, I wouldn't tell Romeo that.
Romeo walked over to me and RHRN (Thats the baby's nickname) and started playing peeka-boo with it.
"Get away u fuckin fggt." Said the baby in a voice as beautiful and majestic as Morgan Freeman's.
Romeo was shocked nonetheless but kept playing peeka-boo.
"I seid get awai u possible rapist. U AINT MY DADDEH." The baby hopped out of my arms and ran out the door. Muffled rap music could be heard in the distance.
Romeo, overcome with emotion, started twerking violently on the ceiling while scream-crying. The doctor came in and joined him, stripping off his clothes and dancing to Ke$ha. Real Hood-Rat Nigga never returned and was found later in a field, dead, and dressed as a white middle-aged stripper.
