Hey all! I didn't think I was going to post much on for a LONG time but I was beaten over the head with a story idea. My friend mentioned something that made be spaz about this plot.
Nika, I thank you for the inspiration!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. I do own Dr. Kamiya, the therapist.
"Sasuke, I need you to do something for me," Kakashi said seriously, looking the young genin directly in the eye. "Something very VERY important that Godaime-sama has commanded,"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "What?" he asked.
Kakashi's visible eye looked around shiftily. "A, uh, special mission! It will make you stronger and help the village!"
At this point, Kakashi's odd behavior was making Sasuke suspicious but if this mission could help him get stronger, he could kill Itachi. "I'll do it,"
"Good! I knew you would!" Kakashi cheered, clapping his hands together in glee. "Follow me!" He then proceeded to skip down the street in obvious relief. Sasuke noticed this for a brief second before following the strange man (But there was NO WAY in HELL he was going to skip).
"Here we are!" Kakashi proclaimed a few moments later. Sasuke looked at the building before them, it had four floors and was mostly white save the gray lines around the sides.
"Why are we here?" Asked our kawaii, confused little bishie. "How is coming here going to make me stronger?"
Kakashi scratched the back of his head nervously. "In here, you will, uh, learn to conquer internal and external disputes, all the while becoming stronger so that you may overcome." Kakashi explained, quite proud of himself that not one bit was a lie. He didn't like lying. He was often accused of lying by his students and he didn't like that. It wasn't his fault that it wasn't very believable that he was sucked into an alternate dimension and forced to play cards with a strange kid with a split personality and spiky hair this morning, making him late.
Sasuke looked up at the building once again, this time with an eyebrow raised. "It says 'Mental Health Institute for the Angsty and Insan-WOAH!" He was cut off as Kakashi quickly shoved him into the building.
Once inside the building, Sasuke was ambushed by jounins and successfully knocked out.
After a few minutes of happy little dreams about killing Itachi in violent, bloody, ways, Sasuke awoke in a strange room full of bright light. Looking around, he noticed a woman in a white lab coat holding a clipboard. She smiled unnervingly at him.
"Good afternoon, Sasuke-kun. I'm glad you could come," She said. "I'm doctor Kamiya, and I'm here to help you sort out your problems."
Sasuke jumped up and pointed dramatically at her. "WHERE AM I!?" He shouted. "WHY AM I HERE?!"
"You're at the Konoha Mental Institute for the Angsty and Insane. I believe you are here because you fall under that category." Said doctor Kamiya. "I've looked through your files. You are a bit self-absorbed and are set on revenge. Against your older brother, no doubt."
"HE KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!" Sasuke shrieked.
Kamiya didn't look in the bit phased at Sasuke's outburst. "Yes, it's very sad. But you don't have to waste your life being a little angst-muffin about it."
"Angst… muffin?"
"I've arranged for special meetings with people to help sort out your issues," Kamiya continued, ignoring Sasuke's odd look. "You'll want to meet the fist person." She smiled knowingly. Pressing a button on her desk, she spoke into a speakerphone. "Send him in,"
The door opened slowly and Sasuke turned to face it. His face paled and his throat constricted as he recognized the familiar figure.
"ITACHI!!"
Phew. There. I started a new fic. I am digging a hole and I have to finish now. The chapters will probably (Hopefully) get longer.
Please review or I'll die and haunt you.
