HI! This is my first sherlock fanfic. I made it into a Roleplay with my friend. She plays John, Mycroft, Anderson, Jim, Sebastian, and some others. I play Sheryl, the female Sherlock, and some other extras that I had made up. So, I wanted to give a shout out to this friend- Here you go senpai! See, I posted it! -And to my other friend... hopefully she reads these but- HI DARJI! YOU CAN NOW SEE WHAT SENPAI AND I DISCUSS WHILE WE R ON THE PHONE!- Also, I want to apologize in advance, I have NO idea how to sound like a high-functioning sociopath. So this will be an experiment. I'll watch more sherlock to study how he thinks and talks. But I'm pretty sure this will be interesting!
Chapter one: A nuisance and an easy case
I chuckled as one girl passes, "It's so amusing how idiotic some of these people are. Just how she dresses shows how she needs a boyfriend, but with wearing a ring, it looks like she's engaged, but that is clearly not an engagement ring. So she is trying to play hard-to-get, the regular public is just too simple!"
"You really get destracted easily today, aren't you?" John said, expecting the body in front of us.
"Only when people make things way too obvious..." I examined the body, gaining all the information out of it.
There was a short silence until John spoke up, "So, any ideas?" He said, knowing the answer.
"How long have you known me?" I smiled, my phone suddenly vibrated, showing that I had received a text. I checked my phone.
Looks like Sherls is on another one of her cases, how's it going sexy?
-JM
I rolled my eyes, "Of course..." I texted him.
What do you want, Jim?
Oh, Don't be so harsh, Sheryl! What do you say? Dinner tomorrow, my treat!
-JM
I really don't have a choice, do I?
Yes... But if you do say no, I'll strap your little pet to that jacket again. Didn't he look sexy?
-JM
I stared at John. I didn't want him to go through that again.
Fine.
Yay! I'll see you then, sexy!
-JM
I put the phone back in my pocket.
"So..." John said, "You were saying?"
"Oh. We need to go to a special store, just a couple blocks from here."
"What kind of store is it?" John asked.
"A store that sells things."
John rolled his eyes, "You aren't going to tell me, aren't you?"
"Nope."
We began walking when John finally asked, "by the way, who was that you were texting?"
"Oh, no one... just Jim Moriarty."
He stopped and drew back, "Just Jim Moriarty?! How can he be 'Just Jim Moriarty'?! He almost blew me up!"
I rolled my eyes, "Relax, John, he only asked me out to dinner."
"And you said yes?" I nodded, he sighed with disappointment.
"Had to." I justified, "If I didn't, he'd strap you back up to that bomb jacket. We both don't want you to be in that situation again."
He didn't speak. He had either run out of things to say, or he was thinking. It was written all over his face. His eyebrows furrowed and his hand on his chin. Suddenly, after a while, came out of that expresion and looked like an idea had just dawned on him.
"You... you care."
I nodded.
"A lot."
I nodded once again, I knew where he was going with this, watch me defuse it.
"About me."
"Yeah... Why wouldn't I? You're my friend!"
He deflated, I laughed, "What? did you think that I cared about you like that?"
He said nothing, looking at the pavement in front of him.
"Oh my God, you did!" I laughed hysterically, so much, In fact, that people were starting to stare.
"Shut up." He scoffed.
We walked to our destination in silence after that, with me prodding him with my elbow.
"This is the place?!" John asked, staring at the entrance in disbelief.
"Yep! This is the special store I was talking about!" I smiled, I expecting him to be like this, I walked towards the entrance, glancing back at him, "You coming?"
He took a few steps back, shaking his head, "No way. I'm not going to see that stuff!" He thought for a moment, "Wait, why do even know this place?"
I rolled my eyes, "A person I know works here. Come on, we'll only be about two minutes. I promise."
John shook his head defiantly, "I don't want to be anywhere need this place!"
"Too late! You are!" I marched over to him, grabbed his arm, and pulled him towards the building, "Now come on! Quit being so stubborn!"
"I said no!" he was shaking his head violently.
"We are wasting time! Seriously! Quit being a baby and get inside!"
Soon, I had successfully pulled him inside. I hate it when he's stubborn! It just wastes time that I could be using solving this completely easy case! It was almost too easy, it was nearly not worth my time. I took the case anyway. I was bored, nothing else was happening, and Jim wasn't adding anything to our game. I'm sure that Jim didn't play a part in this case, because it's way too simple, and moronic, it had "Ordinary" written all over it!
Oh, by the way, we were at a whore house.
