Hey Guys! Jacklyn here. So this is my first fanfic and I'd appreciate no flames. Also constructive criticism is always welcome along with what you guys thought about it. Before I go I just wanted to say I wrote this parody for fun and I absolutely LOVE Percy Jackson. Enjoy!

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(3rd Person POV)

It's just another day at Camp Half-Blood. The Apollo kids are in the trees practicing their archery skills (not that they need to), Hypnos' kids are sleeping peacefully in their cabins, Demeter's kids—

"NOOOOOO! TAKE ME INSTEAD!"

*Sigh* And Prissy Johnson is, once again, stupidly trying to sacrifice himself for someone who doesn't need saving.

"Ugh!" "Not again" "Get out of the way!" was heard in various places from the crowd gathered around the arena to watch the match.

"Prissy, relax. We were just sparring." the girl said.

"Besides," the boy with curly brown hair and mischievous blue eyes said motioning to the girl with his head, "she's winning" referring to the girl Prissy had tried to 'save'.

Prissy looked behind him. The light-brown haired girl with grass-colored eyes had pinned the boy to the floor and currently held him at sword point. Katie Gardner was, in fact, winning.

"Also," the boy continued, " why would I kill my own girlfriend?

She and Travis Stoll had been dating for 8 months now. Nobody really knew how it happened, just that mud, honey bees, and chocolate cake were involved.

Prissy just sputtered something about 'Luke' and 'sorry' before hastily walking away. Somehow in the dash to avoid any further embarrassment, he ended up in the pavilion. His friends Annabeth, Grover, Clarisse, and Nico were playing a game of 'Truth or Dare'.

"Yo Johnson! Wanna play?" Clarisse yelled.

"Sure!" Prissy said.

After joining the group and being explained the rules, they started to play.

"Hey Prissy, truth or dare?" Nico asked.

"Truth!" Prissy responded.

"Okay. Um... What's a secret about Annabeth?" Nico asked.

Suddenly chalk white, Prissy's eyes widened. Drips of sweat slid down his face and neck as his eyes darted in every direction possible.

Taking in a ragged breath he said, "Um... you see.. I just..."

"Spit it out Priss—"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Everybody stops and looks at him.

"Here we go." Annabeth muttered while rolling her eyes.

"Why are you crying?" Nico asked, looking at him weirdly.

"I...*sniff* I just... *hiccup* I CAN'T!" Prissy managed to grind out.

"Why not?" Nico asked , getting annoyed.

"I'M TOO LOYAL!" Prissy screamed before sprinting to his cabin.

Yup. Just another day at Camp Half-Blood.

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