"Uhhhh don't you eggheads think that's a bit-"
"Spectacular? Ja!"
Seven Red mercenaries stood looking in disbelief. Their Medic each a hand on either shoulder of his presentation, wearing a smile on his face.
"Ya'll look like you just seen a ghost," Engi laughed. He walked over beside Medic. Though for all they knew, they could have been looking at a ghost.
What stood before them was a girl several inches shorter than the previously shortest person in the room. Her hair consisted of uneven rows of snow-white and jet-black with a fringe that somewhat concealed the right half of her face. Her eyes were oddly colored, the left being blue and the right red. Her attire consisted of a skin-tight black body suit that ended just at her thighs. Her red thigh socks led down to a pair of strong leather combat boots that resembled those of the present party. A thin pair of glasses sat comfortably on her nose; a long red scarf draped down her back; and her hands were covered with red gloves with the fingers cut off. She examined her surroundings and spectators with wonder and smiles.
"Shoot doc, didn't figure today'd be the day. So this is what you were working on the whole time? Gotta tell ya, I'm impressed." Engineer slapped Medic on the back.
"Oooh hoo hoo! She is most certainly ready for interaction and I just couldn't vait any longer! Everyone, zis is mein greatest achievement yet! Be very nice and set a good example, ja?"
He whispered into her ear, "Go on, don't be shy," and gave her a nudge forward.
"Ah- yes vati!" She waved to her new peers. "Hello! I um... I'm two years old and I'm brand new!"
Their expressions turned even more surprised.
"Ooohahahaaaa! Ah shite, I get it! This is a dream, I've had one too many again and I'm dreamin'. See you lads in the mornin'!" The Demoman about-faced and left to his own room. No one bothered to stop him.
"Dummkopfs, allow me to explain. Vith ze help of Engineer I vas able to manufacture a real human being to bolster our numbers! Strictly speaking, it is true. She has existed for two years. However, vhen I began ze creation process, I vas able to synthesize a fully matured body ready for combat. So, theoretically speaking, she is just about as old as Herr Scout, if not just a bit older." He placed a hand on her head. "Zis hair color is simply a mutation in her genes, ze same goes for ze eyes. Mein tests have shown zem to hold no significance in her development. I have raised her as I vould have a daughter, but her reason for existence is to assist in battle. I have not given her a name and I have no idea vhat she is capable of, but time vill most certainly reveal all."
Medic's long explanation could have put them to sleep, like they always do. Instead of going on, he turned and disappeared inside his lab after nodding to Engi, then the rest of them.
[There was more to this but I decided to leave it here and see the feedback I get.]
[Edit- I changed up her hair color to fit a plot.]
