Rated M for language, shit (literally), sex (will get pretty explicit), and overall badness.
"That's right, bitches. I'm back."
Groans come from throughout the room.
"Oh, shut the fuck up. I have another story to tell you, the story of my adventures in ALO. That fairy piece of shit."
"Seriously, this guy again? He just gets drunk and rambles about shitting on people…"
"Maybe I'll come over there and shit on you also, you little fuck! Now shut up and get ready to listen."
Be ready. He's still the best.
