JJJ Doesn't Like Late Pizza

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Night time. Spider Man was busy delivering pizzas all across New York City in Manhattan, when he paused for a quite brief moment, being on the rooftop of the Chrysler Building as he placed his right hand on his head.

"Oh no. Dr. Connors' class. I got so caught up in what I was doing I forgot all about it. He's gonna kill me..." Spider Man bemoaned as he sighed and jumped off the building, swinging around the Empire State Building to gain some speed.

Meanwhile at the Daily Bugle, one James Jonah Jameson was getting quite upset, spinning around in his chair as he was biting his cigar, growling.

"Damn it! Where is my blasted black olives and pepperoni pizza in the shape of my head?" J Jonah Jameson grumbled as he pounded his wooden desk, shaking his head. "I bet that menace Spider Man is the reasoning behind this! He must have made Parker be late!"

"Oh don't worry," One of the secretaries stated as she popped up in JJJ's office. "I'm sure your pizza will turn up soon."

"It better, or I'm gonna fire everyone in this stupid building, including myself! I'm not afraid to do it!" JJJ barked back as he snapped his fingers several times, pointing at the secretary. "Now go out and get me some coffee, I'm feeling antsy."

Back outside in the streets of Manhattan, Spider Man was swinging around Time Square as he was trying to get Rhino in a tangled web, who kept breaking through much to his dismay.

"Ugh... I'm trying to keep these pizzas in check, and yet I keep on getting my rogue's gallery to pop up..." Spider Man grumbled as he shook his head. "It couldn't get worse..."

Oh but it did, as the Green Goblin popped out of nowhere and began chucking pumpkin bombs at Spider Man, causing some of his pizzas to explode in response as Spider Man sighed.

"Well, so much for my paycheck this month." Spider Man commented as he shook his head, bumping into a building as he wasn't paying attention anymore.