"Arakuta!" A voice called happily.

"What?" Came the somewhat irritated reply.

"…."

"Akaruta? What is it?" More annoyed.

"Hi."

"grrrrr…."

Arakuta growled and lightly bopped Acaruta on the back of the head. Acaruta merely giggled and flew around her sister's head.

Oh wait, you probably want to know what they look like right? Well, here ya go.

The pair were fraternal twins, born -and then hatched- minutes apart. Acaruta, (Ah-Kah-Roo-Tah,) was the older one, and was completely insane. Well, ¾ insane. She was a large black feline-like hominoid with bat-like wings on her front legs, which also functioned as arms. Three fingers formed the hand, while the elongated thumb and pinkie-finger stretched out as the jointed wing-bones. The fringes of her wings had small black feathers with white highlights on them, as well as more white-flecked feathers sprinkled across her furry pelt.

Acaruta had a long, wide black cloth with pointed red armor across her front, held up by the chain around her neck that the cloth was attached to. The thin, necklace-like chain had a long cord that trailed down Acaruta's back, with segments of red-bladed armore every couple inches, and was attached to a belt. The belt was black and red, and held up a long black cloth across Acauta's lower front, and two long black cloths below the base of her tail. Acaruta also had large pointy feline-ish ears, which were situated below the two sharp upward points of her red helmet, and had bright blue eyes that glowed in the dark. They also frequently glowed with mischief when she was thinking up a scheme-y prank for her twin sister.

Arakuta, (Ah-Rah-Coo-Tah,) was, obviously, the younger one and she was only ¼ insane. You know, 'cause the twins were like half of each another and had that weird bond thing. Anywho, Arakuta was a black leopard, (like the normal kind, but, human-like and black,) who had the leopard markings except they were pure white, creating a glowing effect. She had wings that were jet black that extended from her sides about ¾ up her ribcage to her hips. Her eyes were an intelligent, curious golden saffron color.
She was wearing a black, (shocking,) leotard and red armor. The armor started at her hips and curved down to her knees, where it sharpened to two points and slithered back up, covering only the outside part of her legs. At the center of her waist armor, behind it a cloth dropped down all the way to her knees. The armor started again at her chest, covering her chest and flaring up a little at the four corners, two by either shoulder, and two by her stomach. A ring symbol was at the center of her chest armor. She had the armor on her head too. It spiked by her feline ears and at the center of her forehead, curving upwards and downwards to just the start of her muzzle. Last, but definitely not least, a red ring rested on her ring finger on her right hand.

Arakuta was currently typing on a laptop created by the red energy and her sister busied herself with annoying her sis to death.

They were Red Lanterns.

"QUIT ANNOYING ME!"

"Whyyyyyyyyyy?"

Strange Red lanterns. But Red Lanterns nonetheless.

Arakuta paused in her smacking her sister's head, and looked up, above the asteroid they were resting on. "What's that?" She murmured to herself, gazing at the ship-like object in the distance. It was hard for her to see that far but it looked like a ship to her.

"What's what?" Acaruta asked brightly, floating above her sister's head. "Ooh, I like that. Whatity whatity whatity whAAAATTTT!" Her head whizzed up above her head, her red ring glowing excitidly. "whAAA- ooh, itchy hand." She then promptly began biting her hand.

Arakuta stared at her with a deadpan expression. "You're an idiot."

"….ImbicULLEN." (Rights for that go to Brian Regan.)

"Touché."

(Onboard da Interceppy-ter)

"Hal, I am detecting Red Lantern energy signatures and one of the rings is quite hyperactive." Aya informed Hal, who had just come into the room dragging an annoyed Razer who wanted to stay in his room for a week but wasn't allowed to. (He only made it half a day till Hal dragged him out.)

"A ring that is THAT active means a fast opponent or an aggressive opponent." Kilawog piped in.

"It seems that the hyperactive ring bearer is becoming quite restless." Aya told them, monitoring the lanterns' movements. "And was just smacked by the other."

Hal and Kilawog shared amused grins, while Razer smirked just a tiny bit before his expression was replaced by the usual frown. (He should smile more.)

"Let's go out and see what they're up to, could be anything." Hal mused.

"Uh, hello?" Razer growled. "We're in an asteroid field with NOTHING out here? What do you expect them to be doing? Throwing rocks at passerby's? Oh the horror." His sarcasm was strangely amusing to Aya, who giggled to herself a little.

"Whatever." Hal ignored Razer and said brightly, "You're coming too," grinning at Razer's annoyed huff. "Let's go!"

(With Arakuta and Acaruta)

"Acaruta? The passengers on the ship are coming here." Arakuta said, glancing at her sister who was lazily flying in circles.

"Oooh! New people! Shall we go and play with them? I is all bored-ish, and be needing some amusement. Can we chase them?" Acaruta asked, adding excitedly, "And BITE them when I catch them?"

Before Arakuta could respond Acaruta said, "I can? YAY!" And zipped off to chase the new people. As she went, she called back, "HOW CAN WE BREATHE? THERE'S NO OXYGEN IN SPACE!" for the 100th time.

"She's going to cause some trouble, I just know it." Arakuta muttered irritably to herself.

(With Acaruta)

"Chase, chase, chase-itty chase-itty, chase chase da new peeeeeoples!" Acaruta sang to herself as she zoomed toward the three shapes. "Greeeeeeen ones, I chaaase you!" She sang, "Redddddd one, I ch- wha? You is red? And floaty? Oh well. Reddddd one, I chase you too!"

And the ¾ insane Red Lantern cackled to herself joyously, then gnawed on her itchy hand, making "nomnom nomnom nomnom" noises to herself.

(With Razer, Hal, and Kilawog. Why do I put Razer first? 'Cause I think he's da most awesome-est evah!)

"One is coming right at us!" Razer informed Hal and Kilawog.

"Dodge it! Kilawog, you and me will take care of this Red Lantern! Razer, go after the one on the asteroid!" Hal shouted orders moments before the Red Lantern crashed through them.

"Can I munch you?" She asked as she flew past. "Are you edible?"

Kilawog and Hal exchanged disturbed and freaked out expressions before flying out of the lantern's erratic flight pattern.

All the while she was yelling, "I is hungry! You haz food? You IS food? Can I munch?"

(With Razer)

Razer sank to the ground on the asteroid behind the other Red Lantern. He soundlessly started to creep forward when the lantern spoke.

"You can stop hiding." A hint of amusement showed in her voice. "I won't bite, though my sister quite likely would."

Shrugging, Razer moved around to the lantern's front to see her golden eyes trained on him. He pointed his ring at her asking, "Are you going to fight?"

"Mmm…Nah." She declined, tossing her hand carelessly. "Why? Do you wish for me to fight you?" Her eyes sparkled. "Do you want me to attack you with a weapon? A plant? A FISH?" She asked excitedly.

Razer regarded her with a bizarre expression. "What are you doing here?" He asked, ring still glowing but his arm lowered to his side.

She shrugged. "I dunno. It ain't much fun here." She paused. "Oh! How rude of me! My name is Arakuta! I already know your name is Razer and- OOPS!" She covered her mouth. "I shouldn't have said that!"

"How do you know my name?" Razer growled, growing a little aggressive knowing she knew about him and they hadn't EVER met.

"Eh…." She looked nervous. "I prefer not to talk about that cause-"

Suddenly Hal and Kilowag fly past with horrified expressions away from the other lantern, who stopped to say, "They are NOT good for munching, sis. They is BAAAAAD tasting."

"Acaruta!" Arakuta scolded. "What have I said about BITING people?"

Too late. Acaruta locked onto Razer and said, "You is different. YOU good for munching?"

Razer backed up, glaring at her. "NO."

"oh. Okay. Heeeeeyy….You is RAZER!" She grinned. "We know every red lantern!"

She seemed to shrink in on herself when Razer surged up to her and demanded, "HOW do you know the red lanterns?"

"WHY are you yelling?" She screamed back, startling Razer enough for him to retreat a little. With a blankly annoyed look on her face, Acaruta waved her hand with the ring around. "DUH. We is Red Lanterns like you, silly."

"I've never seen you before." He growled suspiciously.

"Cause we don't like to be seen! Is very uncomfortable." Acaruta shook her head in mock distress. Suddenly spotting her tail, she shouted, "FLUFFY!" and proceeded to chase it in a circle.

"Anywho, I don't like to speak of this because we quit the elite red lanterns and are searching for a home or mission to make up for our errors." Arakuta stated.

"And it was boring!" Acaruta chimed in.

"YOU were the ELITE red lanterns?" Razer shouted in shock.

Hal and Kilawog, (sorry didn't show much of 'em this chapter,) who had slowly came back asked, "What's an 'elite' Red Lantern?"

"They are the fiercest warriors ever trained."

"AND THE CRAZIEST! HAHAHAHAHAHA- how is this funny?"