Dude
Chapter 1:
Kai was playing his Xbox at home until guess who knocked on the door…..the rest of the bladebreakers! Yay!
Kai: dude its Xbox hour! Never disturb me during Xbox hour!
Max: well excuse us for wanting to hang out
Kenny: do you have a charger for dizzy? I lost mine in a spelling bee contest. I'm never betting my stuff again!
Tyson: dude is that the only reason you came?
Kenny wacks Tyson with his glasses randomly and breaks them
Tyson: ow what was that for?
Kenny: oh no! now look what you made me do!
Kai: you're quiet Rei. What's up?
Rei: nothing! Why you asking?!
Tyson, max and Kenny were trying not to laugh
Kai: dude what up with you three?
Rei: ok I….(mumble) …with a girl last night
The others burst out laughing except Kai because he had absolutely no clue what was going on
Tyson: don't you mean women?
Kai: huh?
Rei: dude how was I suppose to know she was 29?
Kai: dude
Max: so are you gonna invite us in or what dude?
Kai: sure dude come in
They all head up to Kai's room
Kai: so Rei, tell me about your night
"You better shut up before I throw you down the stairs!''
Rei: shut up! leave me alone! She told me she was 17! That stupid bitch.
Max: Mariah killed herself!
Rei: dude that ain't funny!
Tyson: dude
Kai: dude
Kenny: 1+13!
Max: I'm a cat! Meow meow!
Kenny: so Kai, about that charger?
Kai: down the hallway, third cupboard to your left
Kenny: thanks
Max: I'll go with you
Max and Kenny leave the room
Tyson: I got some good gossip for you two! Heh heh heh!
Rei: what?
Tyson: I found out that Kenny likes max!
Kai: so? I like max, what's your point?
Tyson: no jackass! I mean love!
Rei: but max is a b….ooohhh! Kenny's gay!
Kai: dude how do you know?
Tyson: I read his diary. Its all max this, max that, I love max, max is sexy etc
Rei: ew dude I would never kiss a guy!
Kai: ah hem!
Tyson: huh?
"Shit''
Rei: shh! Dontae mentionae inae frontae ofae tyonae!
Kai: shitae
Tyson: there's something you're not telling me. Come on dude, spill
Rei and Kai look at each other nervously knowing that they have no choice but to tell their secret
Kai: well….uh..
Rei: uh….we..
Kai: we….might of…
Tyson: dude what the hell did you do?
Rei: maybe when we were in seventh grade…
Kai: we might of done a little experimenting and…
Rei: well…yeah…you get the rest
Tyson: dude
Rei: we were 12! We didn't exactly know what we were doing!
Tyson: is that it? All you guys did was kiss? It's not that big of a deal
Kai: uh…well…we might of gone a teeny bit further than that
Tyson: huh? …..oh I get it. Dude you serious?
Rei and Kai nod and Tyson bursts out laughing (again)
Rei: yeah can we just forget all about this?
Kai: yeah and can you pretend that we didn't tell you?
Rei: or better yet, forget everything.
Tyson: (still laughing) what ever dude
Kai: dude where's max and Kenny? They've been gone for ages
Tyson: I'm scared that there doing something they shouldn't be snicker
Rei: shut up I bet you were making that up
Max and Kenny enter the room holding hands
Kenny: max and I have great news!
Rei: gulp
Max: were going out!
Kai: what!
Tyson: all right dudes! Told ya Rei
Rei: I'm gonna be sick!
Tyson: you're such a fucking homo dude
Max: anyway, we wanna get married.
Rei: no you don't!
Kai: what the hell?!
Tyson: you can't get married
Kenny: no one can tell us what to do. Not even dizzy, she thinks she knows everything that stupid slut.
A voice came from the other room
Dizzy: I heard that Kenny! If I wasn't trapped in this God damn computer, I'd slap your face so hard that it'll fall off! You asshole!
Kenny: …..
Kai: ….who wants to go out for pizza?
"Yay pizza''
Rei: I do
Tyson: pizza?! I do!
Max and Kenny: we don't
Kai: oh no you don't. You two are definitely coming
Max: awww
Kai: we're taking my car, Rei grab my keys
Rei passes Kai his keys and they go out for pizza
