Dude

Chapter 1:

Kai was playing his Xbox at home until guess who knocked on the door…..the rest of the bladebreakers! Yay! 

Kai: dude its Xbox hour! Never disturb me during Xbox hour!

Max: well excuse us for wanting to hang out

Kenny: do you have a charger for dizzy? I lost mine in a spelling bee contest. I'm never betting my stuff again!

Tyson: dude is that the only reason you came?

Kenny wacks Tyson with his glasses randomly and breaks them

Tyson: ow what was that for?

Kenny: oh no! now look what you made me do!

Kai: you're quiet Rei. What's up?

Rei: nothing! Why you asking?!

Tyson, max and Kenny were trying not to laugh

Kai: dude what up with you three?

Rei: ok I….(mumble) …with a girl last night

The others burst out laughing except Kai because he had absolutely no clue what was going on 

Tyson: don't you mean women?

Kai: huh?

Rei: dude how was I suppose to know she was 29?

Kai: dude

Max: so are you gonna invite us in or what dude?

Kai: sure dude come in

They all head up to Kai's room

Kai: so Rei, tell me about your night

"You better shut up before I throw you down the stairs!''

Rei: shut up! leave me alone! She told me she was 17! That stupid bitch.

Max: Mariah killed herself!

Rei: dude that ain't funny!

Tyson: dude

Kai: dude

Kenny: 1+13!

Max: I'm a cat! Meow meow!

Kenny: so Kai, about that charger?

Kai: down the hallway, third cupboard to your left

Kenny: thanks

Max: I'll go with you

Max and Kenny leave the room

Tyson: I got some good gossip for you two! Heh heh heh!

Rei: what?

Tyson: I found out that Kenny likes max!

Kai: so? I like max, what's your point?

Tyson: no jackass! I mean love!

Rei: but max is a b….ooohhh! Kenny's gay!

Kai: dude how do you know?

Tyson: I read his diary. Its all max this, max that, I love max, max is sexy etc

Rei: ew dude I would never kiss a guy!

Kai: ah hem!

Tyson: huh?

"Shit''

Rei: shh! Dontae mentionae inae frontae ofae tyonae!

Kai: shitae

Tyson: there's something you're not telling me. Come on dude, spill

Rei and Kai look at each other nervously knowing that they have no choice but to tell their secret 

Kai: well….uh..

Rei: uh….we..

Kai: we….might of…

Tyson: dude what the hell did you do?

Rei: maybe when we were in seventh grade…

Kai: we might of done a little experimenting and…

Rei: well…yeah…you get the rest

Tyson: dude

Rei: we were 12! We didn't exactly know what we were doing!

Tyson: is that it? All you guys did was kiss? It's not that big of a deal

Kai: uh…well…we might of gone a teeny bit further than that

Tyson: huh? …..oh I get it. Dude you serious?

Rei and Kai nod and Tyson bursts out laughing (again)

Rei: yeah can we just forget all about this?

Kai: yeah and can you pretend that we didn't tell you?

Rei: or better yet, forget everything.

Tyson: (still laughing) what ever dude

Kai: dude where's max and Kenny? They've been gone for ages

Tyson: I'm scared that there doing something they shouldn't be snicker

Rei: shut up I bet you were making that up

Max and Kenny enter the room holding hands

Kenny: max and I have great news!

Rei: gulp

Max: were going out!

Kai: what!

Tyson: all right dudes! Told ya Rei

Rei: I'm gonna be sick!

Tyson: you're such a fucking homo dude

Max: anyway, we wanna get married.

Rei: no you don't!

Kai: what the hell?!

Tyson: you can't get married

Kenny: no one can tell us what to do. Not even dizzy, she thinks she knows everything that stupid slut.

A voice came from the other room

Dizzy: I heard that Kenny! If I wasn't trapped in this God damn computer, I'd slap your face so hard that it'll fall off! You asshole!

Kenny: …..

Kai: ….who wants to go out for pizza?

"Yay pizza''

Rei: I do

Tyson: pizza?! I do!

Max and Kenny: we don't

Kai: oh no you don't. You two are definitely coming

Max: awww

Kai: we're taking my car, Rei grab my keys

Rei passes Kai his keys and they go out for pizza