Fungus faggot

One day, Inuyasha , kikyo and little kaede were having a picnic in the woods

Kaede: will ye pass the rice?

Kikyo: Inuyasha don't eat those mushrooms they're poisonous!

Inuyasha: I need anything to become full demon!

Kaede: Will ye pass the rice PLEASE!

Kikyo: ill kill them with my bow and arrow!

Inuyasha: huh!

Kaede: ye?

Kikyo: die fungus faggot die!

Inuyasha: noooooooooooo! Now I'll never be a full demon (whimpering)

Kaede: fine I'll get the rice myself since ye are being so selfish!

The end!

wtf