AUTHORS NOTE: This one was actually prompted by my marvelous Beta for Hidden Feelings, Hidden Lives; The amazing, the wonderful, the one and only Cherryflowerblossoms.
I'll quote her exact words for everyone's enjoyment, it feels kind of selfish to keep it to myself, these words that started it all: "Also, this: "the thought of the lean, carefree Kakashi chatting up big, grumpy Ibiki was almost too much" I died! DIED! That image is so damn funny! Omg"
This entire drabble list is all thanks to her and that little prompt, honestly.
Though these will most likely not undergo her Beta, seeing as this one, in particular, is my little gift to her. And I also happen to know that she doesn't have a lot of time. And having the main story Beta'd is more important, honestly.
Sorry, Cherry, this may not be exactly how you envisioned it, but… I thought putting the emphasis on the fantasy part of the conversation was… Well, the only approach I could think of, honestly. I was about half-way through when I realized I could've gone the other way and just make it a scene… This was more fun to write, though ^.^
I will take request for side notes throughout the main story, if there's a moment you feel like you've missed, let me know in either the reviews of by dropping me a note. I make no promises, but I'll consider every prompt ^.^
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Side notes to
Hidden Feelings, Hidden Lives
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Addition to Chapter 48; The Importance Of Communication
Drabble title: The Fantasy Of Tsunade And Shizune/ Kakashi Chats Up Ibiki
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The setting….
"It should be like a bar or something," Tsunade pondered.
"Why is it always a bar with you?" The raven-haired woman laughed.
"Well, where else would you go to pick up guys?"
"Okay, you've got a point…" Shizune conjured up a naughty smile, "And it's completely filled with nothing but totally hot guys!"
"Of course, what else would you expect? Now… I'd say, Kakashi is lounging somewhere against the wall –"
"That's him!"
"Without a doubt. And then, Ibiki walks in…"
Shizune pulled a face, "No, he'd have to be there longer, maybe just sitting at the bar. Kakashi's been watching him ever since he came in."
"Sounds plausible, okay, so… Ibiki is sitting at the bar –"
"Slightly tipsy."
"Shizune!"
"What? If he's been there a while, that means he's been drinking, right? Do you see the man sticking with club soda and orange juice?"
"Maybe not…" The blonde conceded.
"Like I said, slightly tipsy, but still, you know, aware."
"Aware of Kakashi watching him?"
"Lady Tsunade, we're talking about highly trained shinobi here, of course he would be aware!
Anyway, so Ibiki's drinking, and he's already sent everyone around him away, because –"
"He can feel Kakashi's eyes on him!" Tsunade was really getting in to it now.
"Just one eye though… And stop interrupting me, I'm trying to tell the story here!" Shizune chuckled self-consciously.
"So he's sitting there, all alone, waiting for this gorgeous dream of silver hair to find the courage to come and talk to him, right?
And then he does…
Kakashi tries to look casual as he saunters over, butterflies in his stomach but he won't show it.
And he leans against the bar, you know, one hand resting on the wood behind him and the other on Ibiki's strong shoulder. Leaning over he whispers into the larger man's ear; 'I want you tonight…'
And –"
"Just like that?" Tsunade smirked, "I thought we agreed the guy is a charmer! No, he wouldn't say that.
He leans against the bar, one hand resting on the wood behind him, the other in his pocket –"
"Knowing Kakashi, probably fondling himself," Shizune pointed out, blushing.
Tsunade doubled over in a fit of laughter, when she caught her breath again, she wiped the tears out of her eyes, " Seems fair enough… He is the village pervert, after all…
Anyway, so… He leans over, right? And then he… Yes! He steals Ibiki's whisky, tipping it back, and then he toys around with the ice cubes in his mouth –"
"Is that even sexy?" Shizune asked her friend incredulously.
"It seems to have done the trick for all those years…" Tsunade said thoughtfully, "But you shouldn't actually know that, so… When we leave the office today, you have no clue," She winked.
"In any case, Kakashi puts on his little show, and of course, Ibiki is mesmerized."
"Of course."
"I know, right? Guy's practically drooling…"
"Hey, wait, lady Tsunade, that means he's taken off the mask, right?"
"I suppose it does… Huh, I never thought about that before…Ibiki'd be mesmerized by the face alone…"
Shizune blinked, "You've seen it?"
"Oh, yeah…." Tsunade winked, "It's definitely a sight to behold, my dear friend."
She pondered the face of the silver-haired man for a moment, knowing even talking about this much was a huge breach of confidence, her being his therapist and all…
Still… "He looks perfect, Shizune…
Which, of course, Ibiki notices, too," She quickly continued with the story.
"Well, duh, Ibiki visibly gulps of course!"
Tsunade pointed at her friend in excitement, "And there's no way that Kakashi wouldn't notice that! So he milks the moment for a little while…"
"Hey, why is Kakashi the dominant one here... I think Ibiki would do great, too…"
"Shizune, it's Kakashi chatting up Ibiki. Of course he's asserting some dominance."
"True… Ibiki would probably just smash him into a wall, pull his pants down and take him right then and there," Shizune was blushing fiercely.
A little moan escaped the Hokage's lips, "That would be hot."
"Oh…. Yes…"
The two woman considered the mental picture for a little while, lost in just how hot the sight would be, exactly.
"Phew, Shizune… I think I need a cold shower, now…" Tsunade flashed her a wicked grin, "But, on with the story. The story being, Kakashi chatting up Ibiki. Not Ibiki taking him right then and there… " She swallowed, "Right, so… Toying with ice cubes…"
"Ibiki moans softly."
"Yes, yes. And he throws an arm around Kakashi, pulling him closer."
"Flush against his own body, no doubt," Shizune added.
"I'd imagine Kakashi wouldn't actually have to say he wants him anymore at that point…"
"Huh?" The younger woman looked a little confused.
"He'd feel it, if you catch my drift…"
Shizune didn't. Clearly didn't.
"Something hard pressing somewhere against Ibiki's ribs?" Tsunade teased.
Her younger friend flushed again. Nodding animatedly, "So Kakashi wraps his own arm around Ibiki… Leaning over to whisper…"
" 'You're hot'. That's what he'd say."
"Okay, so he whispers; 'You're hot, Ibiki.' And the man's voice will sent shivers down Ibiki's spine!"
"No doubt," Tsunade chuckled, "And in a hoarse tone, he replies; 'So are you…' "
" 'I want' – wait, is Kakashi a top or a bottom?"
Tsunade smirked, "What would you say?"
Shizune thought about it for a minute or so, "Top, definitely top. But I can't imagine Ibiki as a bottom, either…"
"Who knows? Maybe the man has a soft side after all?" Tsunade chuckled again, knowing the truth made Shizune's assumptions even more fun.
"Okay… So Kakashi says… 'I wanna fuck you'…" She turned an even brighter shade.
"That's not really chatting someone up, you know," Tsunade pointed out. Very much aware of the fact that it was probably a pretty accurate description of how the copy ninja had went about his business for all these years.
"Right… So he says…. He says…"
"How about, 'I wanna get your clothes off'? "
"That sounds even dirtier!"
"So what? The man has a dirty mind after all…"
Shizune softly shook her head… 'What would you look like without all those clothes?'… How does that sound?"
"Long."
"Hmmm… 'Your clothes ain't sexy, Sexy'… "
"He calls him 'Sexy'?"
"Good point… Maybe he doesn't say anything, maybe he just slips one hand inside Ibiki's shirt," She smiled smugly, looking at Tsunade to see how the older woman would react to her suggestion.
"That could work…" The blonde replied thoughtfully, "Moves his fingers around a little…"
"Those long, dexterous fingers of his…" Shizune unconsciously licked her lips.
"Oh yeah… And the bigger man Is panting, simply pudding in his hands…"
"Kakashi leans in and whispers; 'Kiss me'…"
"Definitely," Tsunade smirked, "And of course Ibiki has no choice but to comply…"
"Of course. So they kiss, long and slow."
"But the kiss turns more and more passionate, they're hungry for each other!"
Both woman moaned softly – the picture they were painting together was just too much…
"So, eh… After the kiss…" Shizune started again.
"Ah, yes… They still need to breathe, right? So… After…"
"Panting, Kakashi brings his hand up to cup Ibiki's face."
Tsunade frowned, "And stop touching him?"
"No, no, the hand that was still on the bar."
"Oh, right… Cupping Ibiki's face he says…"
Shizune giggled, " 'You taste amazing'…"
" 'Can't get enough,' And then he leans in for another kiss," Tsunade smirked, happy they'd created another make-out session.
"The kiss is feverish this time, both of them moaning into it. And when they finally break for air…"
"Yes?" Tsunade asked eagerly.
"Hmmm…. 'Kakashi, I can't wait any longer, take me'." Shizune smirked.
Tsunade licked her lips, the scene clear in her head, " 'Oh my, Ibiki, are you an impatient little boy?' "
" 'Yes, yes, I am, take me… Oh, please, Kakashi, take me.' And he pulls him even closer against his own body, letting his hand wander down to – eh, well, Kakashi's ass…" Shizune's blush had returned full force.
"Cupping it, gently squeezing, making the younger man moan."
"He, eh, lets his hand wander around a little, stroking," Shizune could feel her cheeks burn.
"Kakashi is panting by this point, unable to stand up properly, leaning on Ibiki for support as his knees threaten to give way. Completely undone by the strong man massaging his ass…"
"But, Ibiki is a bit of a sadist, right? He'd leave poor Kakashi dangling for a while…"
A wicked grin spread over Tsunade's face, "Hey, who says we can't have a little battle for dominance…?"
Shizune's eyes widened, pointing at the blonde she continued the story, "Kakashi finally regains his balance, brushing the other man's hand away. He leans over, nibbling on Ibiki's ear."
"Who, in turn, almost falls of his barstool! Because that is his weak spot!"
"Yes, yes, and… Hmmm… Yes, all of the sudden Kakashi stops, leaving Ibiki feeling… unsatisfied."
"Horny, you mean," The blonde smirked again, "He's trembling, and Kakashi whispers in his ear: 'Beg for it, Ibiki. I want to hear you beg'."
"Ibiki whimpers, unable to string the words together."
"Kakashi pulls his hand out of Ibiki's shirt, reaching down…"
"Down…?"
"Shizune! Reaching down…" Eyebrows wiggled suggestively, and the raven-haired woman blush deepened again.
"And… He starts to gently stroke…"
"Now you're getting it! Ibiki moans softly, grabbing hold of Kakashi's had, holding it still as he grinds against it."
"Wait, they're still in a bar, right?"
"Eh… yeah, we should fix that… How about this; 'Take me home, Kakashi'."
"Kakashi purrs; 'I'm going to make you mine, baby'."
"Mine?" Tsunade giggled, then cocked her head approvingly, "Sounds good."
"He let's go of Ibiki's eh…"
"Groin, throbbing erection, hot member, pulsing flesh…"
"Lady Tsunade!" Shizune was bright-red.
Chuckling, Tsunade continued where her friend dared not, "Let's go of Ibiki's throbbing member, taking a large hand in his own, paler one and pulling the older man up.
Still holding on to Ibiki's hand, he leads them out of the bar –"
"Wait, whose place are they going? I've never been to either…"
"Hmmm…. Kakashi's is tiny, Ibiki wouldn't even fit… "
"How about a hotel? They're pretty heated by now, hotel's closer…"
"Right, guides him through the dimly lit street, turning into the closest rent-by-the-hour motel –"
This earned her a disapproving look from Shizune, "Not very romantic…"
"It doesn't have to be, they're fucking…"
A small sigh, "Okay, fine, the closest clean rent-by-the-hour motel, and – "
"Those are never clean, Shizune… And how would he even know which ones are, if there are any?"
"Oh… I don't know," Shizune tried to look as innocent as she possibly could, "Maybe he's done this before…"
For a moment, Tsunade got side-tracked, "Like, with whom?"
"Let's see… Iruka! And… Raidou, and…"
"Wait, more?!" Tsunade laughed, "We'll get to those times later, right now, they're walking up the stairs –"
"Trying to pull each other's clothes of. Something rips –"
"Kakashi's shirt! Ibiki rips it clean off him!"
"Wow, lady Tsunade… You really wanna see this guy naked, huh?"
Another smirk, "Can you blame me?"
"Nope, I wanna see too! So… 'Ibiki…' He moans, as the other man pushes him against the wall, hands ghosting over Kakashi's pale chest, 'That feel so good…' Ibiki, eh…"
"Pinches the man's nipple, eliciting another moan."
"Right! But then, Kakashi pushes against the older man's shoulders, reversing their positions –"
"Ibiki, now with his back against the wall, feels how his shirt is ripped open –"
"Buttons flying off in all directions!"
"Kakashi's lust is just too great, he hungrily attacks Ibiki's lips again, hands busying himself with opening the man's pants –"
" 'No, wait,' Ibiki pants, 'Not here'."
"He gasps as Kakashi cups his throbbing length through the pants, 'I can't wait any longer, Ibiki,' He almost growls –"
Shizune's face split in a naughty grin, "But Ibiki all but throws the slender man off of him, grabbing him around the waist, he hoists Kakashi on his shoulder, carrying him to their door."
Tsunade's eyes lit up, "Once inside, he throws the slender form down on the bed, straddling him as he opens the younger man's pants, pulling them down in one fluid motion."
"Kakashi gasps, as he wasn't expecting that, the sudden cool breeze considerately cooling down his hot member –"
"Though not for long as Ibiki's lips enclose his throbbing cock! Sucking lightly, he licks his way around, slowly bobbing his head up and down. One hand steadying Kakashi's burning flesh, while the other toys around with his balls, making Kakashi squirm," Tsunade looked over at Shizune, amusement over the younger woman's embarrassment clear on her face, "To graphic for you?" She smirked.
"No… Kakashi bucks his hips violently, thrusting into Ibiki's mouth," She swallowed, proud of herself that she'd gotten the words past her lips without fail or obvious hesitation.
Tsunade nodded approvingly, "Ibiki takes it, loves it. And as Kakashi's hands hold his head firm in place, he can feel the copy ninja fucking his mouth."
"Not too rough, though…"
"Shizune, the guy likes a little pain, so," She shrugged, "Kakashi is using him as a sex toy. And after a little while, he can feel himself tense up, shuddering as his orgasm crashes over him.
Ibiki let's go of Kakashi's now wilted member, moving up for another passionate kiss."
"Kakashi can taste himself on Ibiki's tongue, and he kisses back hungrily, mapping out the other's mouth. His hands wander back to Ibiki's… Groin, undoing the buckle and zipping open the older man's pants. He pushes them down before rolling over so that Kakashi is now on top."
"Are we gonna have another suck off?"
"I dunno… I mean, we kind of established that Kakashi is the top, right? But…"
"Yeah," Tsunade smirked, "He's not gonna be able to perform right now," Chuckling, she continued, "His hands explore Ibiki's sex, before turning serious –"
"Wait, aren't they going to need… eh, lube?"
"Technically… Whatever, we already established Ibiki is a masochist, right? So… Holding on with two hands, the younger man increases and decreases the pressure building up within Ibiki. The moans and pants from the man writhing under him reigniting his own lust."
"Lust he already had, lady Tsunade, it's the erection that's lacking…" Shizune blushed brightly at her own words, she simply could not believe she'd actually just said that. Out loud.
"Right… That's kinda what I meant… Fine, have it your way, refueling his erection…? That doesn't sound right…"
"Whatever, we get it. What happens next?" Shizune was obviously eager to hear what her friend would come up with next.
"He roughly turns Ibiki around, pressing the man's face in the mattress while forcibly lifting his hips up…. At this point he should probably…" Tsunade shrugged, it didn't matter how physically possible or how unbelievably painful this might prove to be, this was just a way to entertain themselves, after all…
"Without another thought, Kakashi pushes in –"
"Ouch!"
Tsunade chuckled, "Masochist, Shizune… Anyway, you have a point… Ibiki cries out, whimpering in pain as the other man wastes no time in working up a pace. Bringing one hand around, Kakashi pumps Ibiki's member is rhythm with his own thrusts, and before long, Ibiki – "
The door opened, causing Tsunade to quickly break off her tale.
"Lady Hokage," Ibiki Morino, stepped in the office, trying to ignore the obvious blush that the Hokage's assistant sported, as well as her examining gaze.
"I have the report for last week's progress in Interrogation. Would you like to go over it together?"
"Eh… No, Ibiki, I'm sure it's fine. I was actually busy at the moment. Just leave it here, I will look at it later. If there are any questions I know where to find you."
"Very well," Leaving the scroll on the table, the interrogator bowed before exiting the office.
Shizune giggled nervously, "That was too close!" She whispered.
Amused, Tsunade smiled back at her, the shock of what had just almost happened causing her eyes to open wide. A chuckle escaped her. And another. Soon they were laughing together, like they hadn't done in a long time.
Eventually, Tsunade managed to catch enough breath to squeeze some words out, "I thought this was about Kakashi chatting the guy up! We made them fuck!" She almost managed to whisper the words that no-one else was supposed to hear, ever.
"Lady Tsunade… Let's never do this in your office again!" Shizune's low voice was riddled with chuckles. And moments later, both doubled over again, laughing.
Unable to stop, they were still laughing as night fell over Konoha…
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A/N: What I find so funny about this, is that I actually sort of wrote out the convo that goes on in my head when I write smut xD Although… It's only sort of ;)
In case some of this sounded somewhat familiar… Yeah, I was kind of… Out of fresh inspiration, I guess… Anyway, I got a pretty decent thing going here, right? :P
Not that it was the way the whole thing was supposed to go… hehe, sorry guys, the smut cut in! I am so not sorry…
