"Mommy?"

"Yes honey?"

"I'm half human, half vampire because you were a human and Daddy was a vampire, right?"

"Right. You're like a mix of your parents."

"And I have the opposite of you powers? That's what Daddy said."

"Yep."

"So...if I marry Jakey, does that mean our baby will be half werewolf, quarter vampire, and quarter human? And the opposite of my powers, which are opposite of your powers, would cancel it out...so then my kids will have mind-reading and shielding powers? And they'll be able to communicate with other werewolves with their minds? And they can change into a wolf? And would they eat normal food or drink blood? And would they grow super fast like me? Do they sleep? Do they have a pulse? Are they really hot or really cold or neither? Do--"

"Where on earth did you get this idea, Nessie?!"

"Jakey was telling me about it. He says it would be cool if we had a mutant/ninja/superhero child that could fly......Mommy where are you going?"

"Mommy is going to have a nice little chat with Jacob."

Sorry for the shortness. I really want this to be the 100,000th story.