I got a lot of reviews from my last fic: Neal and Cleon's pickup lines. This one isn't as good and is considerably shorter, but hey, it's the best I could do.









~* Why some Tamora Pierce characters never got married*~







Roger: I guess it goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.



Numair: I'm married to my career, although we've been considering getting a trial separation



Daine: Why am I thin?

I'm waiting till I get to Numairs age



Neal: Unmarried men have more sex appeal



Joren: I tease George to hide the fact that I can't attract a mate myself.



Ozorne: I'm afraid my children will turn out like me.

Cleon: I don't want to go through the pain of having a child. No, wait, doesn't that happen to the woman? No, it's the man.....but wait-

* authors note: hehe. I love making fun of Cleon. I live for it, no offense if you like him