Jeremy: Now we begin the fanfic.
Tad: Wow! Watch this!
Leap: Hello. Today, I, Leap, am going to show you, how to be healthy. So, listen very carefully. In order to be healthy, one must-
{Leap stops and sees his brother, Tad, running.
Leap: Tad, what are you doing?
Tad: I'm just running, Leap, getting a little exercise!
Leap: Yeah, well not right now, Tad, OK? I'm right in the middle of something here.
Tad: Ok, Leap. {runs off-screen}
Leap: Ok...as I was saying, the 1st thing you need to do to be healthy is-
{Leap stops again as he sees Tad eating a carrot.}
Leap: Tad, now what?
Tad: Oh, I was just eating this delicious carrot, Leap.
Leap: Yeah, well could you do that someplace else, please?
Tad: {as he touches Leap's red jacket with the carrot} Sure thing, Leap. {walks away while eating a carrot}
Leap: And don't touch my red jacket like that. You know I don't like that, where was I? OH yes! The way to stay healthy is-
{Leap stops yet again as he sees Tad brushing his teeth.}
Leap: TAD, now what?!
Tad: {still brushing his teeth while talking} I was just brushing my teeth, Leap.
Leap: What?
Tad: {still brushing his teeth} I said, I was just brushing my teeth, Leap.
Leap: Tad, would you stop brushing your teeth? I can't understand a word you're saying...
Tad: {stops brushing his teeth} I said, I was just brushing my teeth, Leap.
Leap: Yeah, I know you're brushing your teeth, I can see you're brushing your teeth, but I need you to stop brushing your teeth, Tad, and stop eating vegetables, and stop exercising, otherwise I will never show everyone the things they can do to be healthy!
Tad: {wipes off the toothpaste off of him} But, Leap, brushing your teeth, eating vegetables, and exercising are all things you do to be healthy!
Leap: They are?
Tad: Yes, they are, so we already showed them healthy, Leap.
Leap: We did?
Tad: Yes, we did, great job, Leap! Let's have a big round applause for me and my brother, Leap!
[applause]
Tad: Yes, yes, yes, take a bow, Leap!
Leap: Oh, right, right, yes, yes, yes.
Tad: {throws the toothbrush away} Yes! Take another bow, Leap!
Leap: Oh, thank you, thank you.
Tad: See ya later, Leap.
Leap: {taking bows} Oh yeah, thank you! Thank you! {suddenly stops} What just happened? {takes a bow again} Oh, thank you, you're too kind! {takes a bow yet again} Thank you, yes, I'll be here all week!
{The clip ends and Leap, Lily, Tad, and Kermit all appear in only four circles.}
Leap, Lily, Tad, and Kermit: When we say Frogtable Family, you say, Jeremy! Frogtable Family!
Jeremy: Jeremy!
4 Frogs: Family!
Jeremy: Jeremy!
Leap: Do it faster!
Leap, Lily, Tad, and Kermit: {faster} When we say Frogtable Family, you say, Jeremy! Frogtable Family!
Jeremy: Jeremy!
Leap, Lily, Tad, and Kermit: Frogtable Family!
Jeremy: with Jeremy!
Leap, Lily, Tad, and Kermit: Frogtable Family!
Jeremy: with Jeremy!
Leap, Lily, Tad, and Kermit: YAY! {then they all disappear in four circles and out pops Jeremy}
Jeremy: Check this out.
