Hey, this is my girst fic, I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: all jthm characters belong to jhonen Vasquez. Not me. I wish
they did, I could make some money and entertain.
I took this idea from another fic. But a lot of the stuff in this fic
actually happened to me. Until the killey stuff anyway well, ill shut up.
NOW READ YOU PIGGY LOVIN FOOL!! Actually , I like you, you clicked on my
story and that makes me and the voices in my head happy. Please review.
It started with nny walking into the local 24/7. all he wanted was a nice cherry brain freezy. He went to the dispenser and, imagine this, no cherry was left. "Aww man, now im mad, I wanted a cherry freezy" "shhh" can you believe it!! Johnny being shushed by the clerk!! That made him mad "excuse me, did you just shush ME!!!" Johnny yelled "yes, be quiet, im on the phone, shh" this time he put a finger to his lips. That was the last straw Johnny went to the dispenser and poured a blueberry brainfreezy. He went to the counter and threw it all over the clerk. The clerk dropped the phone "what the fuck are you doing!! Get the fuck out of my fucking store you mother fucking punk!!! "wow, you like to cuss. And ill decline your offer on leaving. Im not done yet" he then proceeded to take several hotdogs and microwave them. When the beeper went off he shoved 3 hot dogs in the clerks mouth, one in each eye and one in each nostril. He noticed the clerk called the cops, but he didn't care. He stuck plastic sporks in the clerks body, one after the other, until his face was one plastic, hot doggy mess. After that he slowly disembowled the clerk. About 5 minutes later he walked out of the store with a hot dog and a grape brainfreezy, whistling a happy tune
It started with nny walking into the local 24/7. all he wanted was a nice cherry brain freezy. He went to the dispenser and, imagine this, no cherry was left. "Aww man, now im mad, I wanted a cherry freezy" "shhh" can you believe it!! Johnny being shushed by the clerk!! That made him mad "excuse me, did you just shush ME!!!" Johnny yelled "yes, be quiet, im on the phone, shh" this time he put a finger to his lips. That was the last straw Johnny went to the dispenser and poured a blueberry brainfreezy. He went to the counter and threw it all over the clerk. The clerk dropped the phone "what the fuck are you doing!! Get the fuck out of my fucking store you mother fucking punk!!! "wow, you like to cuss. And ill decline your offer on leaving. Im not done yet" he then proceeded to take several hotdogs and microwave them. When the beeper went off he shoved 3 hot dogs in the clerks mouth, one in each eye and one in each nostril. He noticed the clerk called the cops, but he didn't care. He stuck plastic sporks in the clerks body, one after the other, until his face was one plastic, hot doggy mess. After that he slowly disembowled the clerk. About 5 minutes later he walked out of the store with a hot dog and a grape brainfreezy, whistling a happy tune
