hope you enjoy this late fic!

Not really as good as the Sasuke version...

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5:00 am

Youthfully woke up and ran around my youthful bedroom 299 youthful times!

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5:32 am

Cried for 5 youthful minutes because I had killed Gai sensei the night before by youthful accident. I had finally youthfully beaten him. He had unyouthfully collasped and a strange youthful red hot flame rose up from him and disappeared inside my youthful chest. Felt youthfully funny afterwards. Wonder why.

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6:00 am

Youthfully dashed around my youthful house 128 youthful times!

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7:20 am

Youthfully walked inside and woke up my youthful doggies. Fed them with a youth scoop and a youth bowl!

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7:21 am

Discovered that Pakun youthfully forgot to run his 645 laps around the youthful pink, large emo doghouse Naruto gave him last year.

Gave him a youthful punishment;

to run around his youthful pink large emo doghouse 646 times!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(youthful breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

7:23 am

Watched Pakun youthful run for an hour. Gave him a youthful 5 millisecond break.

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9:34 am

Pakun youthfully finished his laps. Got out of my Anti-Lazyboy chair youthfully and put away my youthful popcorn. Got dressed and ran to my youthful team's meeting place.

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9:39 am

Arrived at the youthful scene.

Kakashi: Good youthful morning my youthful students!

Neji:...What are you doing here? And where's Gai-sensei?

TenTen: Yeah! Stop fooling around and go away before we sic Lee on you!

Rock Lee: It's too troublesome...(goes off to watch the clouds)

Kakashi: (Already running towards his correct team.)

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9:41 am

Got lost on the youthful way of life.

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1: 53 pm

Found the youthful team 7.

Sakura: YOU'RE LATE!

Naruto: (Too busy being emo too comment)

Sasuke: (Too busy staring at his own reflection to comment.)

Kakashi: I got youthfully lost on the youthful way of life!

Sakura: LIAR!

Kakashi: But I youthfully did! It says so last paragraph!

Sakura: Whatever. Anyway, rumour is that it's your birthday. We made you some cake! (holds up a cake with the words "Filled with Anti-youthhful laxtives.)

Kakashi: NOOO! I WILL NEVER YOUTHFULLY EAT THAT! THE FIRES OF YOUTHFULLNESS WILL CONSTANTLY BURN IN MY YOUTHFUL HEART!

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2:00 pm

Ate the cake. Felt urge to stop being youthful. Thanked team and went home. Saw Pakun's corpse on the floor. Wept. Realized he had just fainted from exhaustion. Carried his body and the rest of my doggies to the pink, large, emo doghouse. Went to bed.

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Somewhere out there...

Gai-sensei: (rose out of the grave) I'M YOUTHFULLY BACK! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(youthful breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I know, kinda lame. Oh well. (shruggs)