The title's actually The Legendary Rubix Cube of the Pen0r, but I had to change it because the title was supposed to be rated G. ;
Hahah! I'm allowed to use these names cuz…. #gasp# I'm one of the characters! And these are my friends! That is, except for any copyrighted characters I may use from any copyrighted material, such as Sephiroth (hearts) and anybody else…. My friend actually used these characters in one of her stories, too. XD Soooooo, I COMMAND YOU TO READ IT….
Rose walked ahead, plopping down onto a nearby boulder to rest. "Hmm…This is the perfect place to try my new laptop. It's supposed to work anywhere in the world." She pulled a thin silvery laptop out of her pack and set it on her…uh….well, lap. Soon, she was typing away madly, talking to her boyfriend in Canada and friends on gaia at the same time.
Meanwhile, Milly walked up holding some leashes, dragging a couple of men on the other end. "Hurry up, you're lagging!" She said, as she tugged on them.
"Who're they?" Roach asked, slowly dropping her pack, then dropping from a nearby tree. "They aren't Leon or Steve. And that looks a little Hispanic, but he's definitely not Luis…"
"Oh, it's easy to loose my sex-slaves out in the wilderness. I didn't feel like having to search for such priceless ones such as Steve, so I picked up some wild ones."
"But aren't strays a little dangerous? I mean, who knows what kind of tricks they'll try in the sack…."
"I know. They're already giving me problems. Look how much they wander. I'll just have to teach them who's boss." She yanked on the leash and the men gave a yelp as they fell backwards. Roach and Milly giggled. But all happiness ended when….SHE arrived.
"Hey, why didn't you guys wait?" Ayame huffed, hunched over, and dropped her pack to the ground. "I was calling you from way back there!"
"Gee, I guess we didn't hear you…" Roach replied as she rolled her eyes.
"……….." Ayame stared blankly for a moment, then smiled. "Okay! So are we resting here then?"
"Oh, I didn't really think about it. I suppose so." Milly replied.
"That's good." Rose said, avidly typing away on her new laptop.
"So she can stay on her internet…" Ayame whispered. Roach and Milly giggled under their breath, ignoring Rose's glare. Roach, Milly, and Ayame all went to their packs and set up their tents in their own ways. Roach's process, by far, was the strangest. She walked around the tent, setting down various candles, saying something, then stopped in front it and dropped a few leaves.
"What are you doing?"
"Why do you do that?"
"You're so weird…" Everyone chimed in with some comment on her action, staring at her weirdly.
"Hey! I have a portal to other worlds, dimensions, and even HELL in here! I'm putting up a spiritual barrier here! There's no way I'm gonna let anything happen again like Irune."
(Hey, a flashback! Wooooo!)
"Lets see….That should be all of it."
"Are you sure, Roach? We don't wanna make any mistakes."
"What could possibly go wrong, Rose?"
2 ½ minutes later…
"OMFG! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SHE'S ON A RAMPAGE!"
"Sephiroth! Where are you, my love? I want to marry you!"
"Oh yeah…Right…"
Roach sighed. "Good times, good times…Too bad the experiment was such a failure."
"Tadaa! I'm done!" Ayame did some lame, anime-ish pose and showed off her tent, covered in anime posters and Elvis stuff.
"Heheh…" Milly snuck into her tent as soon as she finished hers. Her tent looked like a standard military tan, but once inside, it was far from ordinary…There were a few beds with assorted #cough# items.
"Aaaaggghhhh! You're crazy!"
"No! Get back here! Dammit!" Soon, the men ran out of the tent and into the forest. Milly stomped out after them, screaming random profanities and cracking her whip.
"Hey, Milly…I think your sex-slaves got away…" Milly screamed and Roach began laughing as she crawled into her black tent. It had red seams and was made of denim. Nobody knew what was inside it though.
Rose's tent was different shades of purple with wing decals at the top and the inscription "What's there to live for, if the one thing that is important is gone forever?" in white on the bottom. Everybody climbed into their tents for the night.
Later that night…
"Psst…Milly."
"What? Roach?"
"Yeh, I knew you weren't sleeping. Come on."
"Huh?" Milly got up and began following Roach towards her tent.
"I've got a portal, remember?" Milly beamed with joy as Roach opened her tent flap.
So ends Chapter One. 0.o LORD BOOMSHAKALAK IS PLEASED WITH THIS.
Wi, Pierre agrees. Heh, split personalities.
