Alfred walked outside of his house and into of all places McDonalds and ordered 5 big Macs, 5 sodas and 7 milkshakes. As he walked out of McDonalds and was walking home he bumped into someone "oh I'm sorry dude couldn't see where I was going with this food ahahahaha" "you blimey git! and I am not a dude!" a British voice announced. Alfred looked down and saw Arthur and said "Yo Arthur what's up? Dude!" "nothing just out for a walk" said Arthur as he said goodbye to Alfred and walked down to the park that was only a few feet away, Alfred shrugged and walked home with his food and ate to his hearts content!. Later that night Alfred heard the phone ringing as he was watching TV, he picked up the phone and said "Yo Alfred here" and a voice he didn't recognize said "hello is this Alfred? I'm the bartender at a pub and I have your friend here and he is really drunk and said for me to call you to take him home, can you please come down here and get him" Alfred sighed as the bartender told him the address, why does this always happen. Whenever Arthur drunk too much and was to intoxicated to drive home Alfred always seemed to be the one to take him home. Alfred drove to the pub and walked in and went straight to Arthur "oh hiccup its my good ol' buddy Alfred! Hey! hiccup nice seeing you here haha oh flying mint bunny there you are" said Arthur as he proceeded to grab thin air Alfred shook his head and said "Arthur what am I going to do with you" he grabbed Arthur by the arm and dragged him into his car and drove to Arthur's house and got out and helped Arthur into the house and into his bedroom Arthur suddenly grabbed Alfred and said in a very sultry voice "Alfred I need to tell you something, something I should have told you a long time ago" "what is it d-dude" Alfred stuttered out as Arthur got closer to him. Arthur slammed Alfred into the wall and whispered in his ear " I love you, please be the air I breathe" and kissed Alfred square on the lips, Alfred's eyes widened in shock but then slowly closed sinking into the kiss even more Alfred felt so right in Arthur's arms but he thought it was so wrong. When Arthur pulled away Alfred said " Arthur w-what are you doing this is wrong, we're both, we-" Arthur shushed him with another kiss and then said "I don't care what anyone thinks please Alfred I would die without you" "Arthur.." Alfred whispered "Arthur I-I love you and I don't care anymore. Yes ,yes I will be yours!" and that night was the start of their blissful life together.