Matt here: I finally got my good old dividing line to work! Yay! I'm sorry for people who wanted me to write a sequel to my Pokemon fic next, but this idea just jumped into my head and I followed it.


Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off lawyers!

Matt was riding a bus through a desert in the middle of the night. He was the only one on the bus, because all the other passengers had gotten off a Vegas. Matt was fingering a card he had gotten in the mail that morning. He read it aloud.

Matt: Potato.

That didn't make much sense, but the Smash League had called him later and said they wanted him for the next Super Smash Person Tournament. They had to replace th "Bros." part because Samus, Peach, and Zelda had complained the last time.

Matt: I gonna be a Smasher! Fuck ya! Great food, get to sleep in a big mansion, fighting almost daily! This is gonna be the sweet life!

The bus suddenly stopped, slamming Matt into the front window.

Bus Driver: You sure this is your stop?

Matt, looking at his notepad: Is the address 1249 Middle of Fucking Nowhere?

Bus Driver: Yep.

Matt, getting off the bus: See ya!

Bus Driver: Good Luck.

Matt waved at the bus as it drove away.

Matt: This is gonna ro...

Matt then turned around, seeing nothing but three cardboard boxes.

Matt, looking at his notepad: Did I write down the right address?

Matt then noticed that one of the cardboard boxes had "Matt" written on it in permanent marker.

Matt: Shit.

Matt looked inside the box, there was an old pillow, a worn out blanket, and a letter.

The Letter: "Dear Contestant, I blew the budget for this years Smash tournament on booze and hookers, so I couldn't get the fancy mansion or any big name characters, so there will be a lot of new faces this year. I also couldn't afford a good announcer, so I got Adam Sesler and a lemon. I will meet you three at breakfast tomorrow. Sincerely, Master Hand."

Matt: God damn mother fucker!

Matt then climbed into his cardboard box and fell asleep.

Matt, thinking: Tomorrow will be interesting.


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