"You know that song that goes like this?"

: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings

"…and the tears come running down my face."

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

"Even more tears."

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs

"And then I feel even worse …."

"Many pray for the type of life I've been blessed with. I pray to break free."

Phony and pretentious.

Boat shoes and perfect bow ties.

Ralph not Abercrombie.

And make sure you have the perfect Lilly Pulitzer dress for that small gathering at the lake house.