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The sun was auburn in the sky as it was rising early morning. Naruto stirred as he rose from his slumber, awakened by the soothing warmth that flushed his skin. He rose into a sitting position, fighting back the waves of pain that emanated from his head and his buttocks.

Last night held a celebration for Naruto in honor of him finally becoming a missing-nin. Naruto's friends from all over the world came to celebrate this wonderful event, and tons of drinks be had.

"What a great night!" Naruto thought to himself as he rummaged for his Kohona ninja headband.

As his hands searched through the piles of junk that situated on his bedside desk, he felt a sharp twinge in one of his fingers and pulled back instinctively. A single red droplet of blood squeezed out from Naruto's index finger, which instantly filled him with thoughts of Sakura. He had been peeping late last night after the party while Sakura rinsed herself in a modern day shower, complete with amenities such as shampoo and conditioner, which was a rare treat when living in Kohona.

Feeling a slight warmth brew up between his legs, Naruto started removing his jammy's when he noticed a foreign body in his bed. Remembering how Sakura had been extra friendly with him last night, Naruto excitedly threw back the covers only to discover…

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Sakura sneezes while learning how to navigate with Nami.

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Naruto blinks in disbelief as he sees Luffy lying naked in his bed. Fascination dawned on him as he sifted through his jumbled memories of last night. He remembered pulling his little red fox while watching Sakura. He remembered a foreign hand lightly frisking his body and a voice saying "you should join my crew." He remembered thinking "Wow… it really can stretch!!" And the last thing he remembered was the scuff of a straw hat against his Kohona ninja head piece.

"Well," Naruto thought as he looked upon Luffy's sleeping form… "At least I used a rubber!"

And that was when Naruto learned to practice safe consummation.

Naruto's Experience