Yeah, I know this ship seems ridiculous. And you're wondering why I ship it. Here's the explanation if you haven't read my profile:
Me and mylittlejewmonster (aka shippingtoodeep) were just playing around a little in a roleplay. It was intended to be Bunny, but at one point Kyle and Karen just started talking to each other, flirted a little, Kyle asked her out, and bam, we ship it.
If shippingtoodeep is reading this, it's for you :)
Oh, by the way, Karen is 4 in this one because I can imagine her being 3 or 4 years younger than Kenny, who is 8 in this one.
Young Karen woke up from a nap, there was a bit more noise than usual in the house. And the voices she was hearing didn't seem familiar, except for Kenny's, of course. She decided to see what was going on and maybe go downstairs to watch some TV. As she exited her room, the voices seemed to be clearer. Karen headed to where the sounds were coming from. Eventually she was lead to Kenny's room. There were three boys she didn't recognize in there, and assumed they were Kenny's friends. Which was unusual, because Kenny usually went to one of their houses.
"Kenny, is that your sister?" One with a blue and red poof ball hat asked.
Kenny nodded. "Yep, that's Karen. She must've woken up from her nap."
"W-Who are you guys?" Karen's voice was barely audible.
"We're Kenny's friends." A boy with a green ushanka and orange jacket said. "He's Stan." He pointed to the boy with the poof ball hat. "Cartman is the fat one, and I'm Kyle."
Karen smiled at Kyle. He's cute, she told herself. "Nice to meet you all. I just wanted to see what was going on. I'll be downstairs watching TV, don't mind me."
"Okay, Karen." Stan said, waving goodbye when she ran downstairs.
Karen had run a little too fast down the stairs and tripped, and banged her head on the floor. "M-Mommy! Kenny!" She cried.
Carol, Kenny, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman had gone to find her as fast as they could.
"Karen, what happened?" Carol asked in a worried tone.
"I f-fell down the stairs a-and hit my head on the floor." Her voice was wobbling.
Kenny gave his sister a hug. "It's going to be okay. I'm here for you."
"I'll go get an ice pack and a blanket from my house, is that okay?" Kyle inquired. Karen nodded.
Karen figured she must've fell asleep or passed out, because she woke up on the couch instead of the floor where she was before. "What happened?"
Kyle was kneeling down on the floor near her. "You fell on the stairs and hit your head, so I got an ice pack for your head and wrapped you in a blanket. We're glad that things didn't get worse."
"Thanks." She smiled and started to blush. He's so nice, she thought.
"Well, I need to get going. I hope your head stops hurting." Kyle hugged her, then got up to leave. Karen sighed. He's just so perfect... I think I like him. Like Ruby does for Kenny. That's right, I'm in love. With one of my brother's friends. Kyle, he's everything a girl could want.
