Bijoux: For once I've written a chapter fic...yay...(Corad: not...). Anyway this will be a Yugioh, Harry Potter crossover, although not many of the Harry Potter characters will be at school at this time due to holidays. I admit that I make fun of H. P at times in this fic, but I don't mean it to bring offence to fans or J.K Rowling..not that she'd even read this... I don't own Yugioh or Harry Potter and some quots in here are from other things such as the Simpsons etc....In this fic Malik Hikari, Marik Yami, Yami (by itself)Yami Ugi/Atemu, Ryou Hikari, Bakura Yami and all hikair's and Yami's have seperate bodies....enjoy....
Attack of them…...
Chapter 1- It's real I tell ya…..real…. (Aerie ghostly noises….)
Yugi had finally finished reading the first Harry Potter book. He was so excited he decided to go tell everyone. He visited Malik and Marik first- oh god how he wished he wouldn't have to get the broom this turn around….hopefully Bakura would be safe at home right now…
Yugi slammed his little pointer finger on the doorbell over 30000 times. Marik opened the door. He looked straight ahead of his eye level and was annoyed when he realised no one was actually there…
He growled and went to slam the door. He muttered stuff about punk kids harassing him again- as he did every time Yugi came to visit.
Marik wandered back off to his daily doings. Yugi rang the doorbell again, and again, and again, and again…….and again….
"What the hell to you want from me….?!!!" Marik furiously spat as he opened the door furiously with fury.
Marik looked ahead of himself again. He growled. Yugi began to wave his arms up in the air in front of Marik. Marik turned his eyes down and spotted Yugi.
"(Sigh) What random thing do you want now midget…?" Marik sighed.
"Well…..I came over here to tell you that…..that…..that…..that….that….that…..that….that…." Yugi kept repeating himself.
"Out with it man!" Marik screamed.
"I……finished………" Yugi stared ahead of him like a zombie.
"What?!!!!! Finished what?!!!!" Marik hissed.
"Harry Potter 1…….." Yugi squealed.
"(Aerie ghostly noises)" Marik sarcastically celebrated.
Yugi stared at the ground with a tear welling in his eye. Malik appeared at the door holding Harry Potter 7 in his hands.
"(Gasp) Oh my dear god………is that Harry Potter 7….?" Yugi gasped at Malik
"Err…..yeah….." Malik replied.
Yugi did that thing that people do to celebrities….(you know the finger moving thing as they move towards the celebrity….) to Malik's book.
By the time Marik could try to get Yugi out the house he was already inthere, in the house…Marik growled and slammed the door shut, he then slumped off.
"Have you finished it yet?!!" Yugi screamed at Malik with excitement.
"Yeah……" Malik replied.
"What happens at the end….?!" Yugi squealed.
"Well…..first…..Dumbledore reveals his biggest secret….." Malik said.
"What is it?!! What is it?!!!" Yugi screamed.
"Well, he finally reveals that Hogwarts is actually a school for gays….."
"Really…?"
"Yep…..and Harry and Voldermort ride off into the distance on a Pegasus holding hands….."
"What else….?"
"Hermione and Filch make out in the broom cupboard…..and Snape and Dobby get married……"
"Oh my god……I KNEW IT!!!! Hogwarts is for Gays!!!" Yugi hissed.
"Yep…."
Yugi and Malik talked about Harry Potter until late into the day.
"You know what Yugi…..?" Malik said as he turned the TV on.
"What Malik…?" Yugi replied.
"I bet Hogwarts is real….and I bet it's out there somewhere right now……" Malik sighed as he flicked through the TV channels.
"Yeah! And I bet JK Rowling is a witch!" Marik sarcastically added as he walked past.
"Yeah!! I bet she is!!!" Yugi squealed.
"Oh great….know I've done it…..I've influenced them…..again…." Marik slapped his forehead and wandered into the kitchen.
Yugi came over to Malik and watched the TV. Malik had stopped flicking through the channels when he came across JK Rowling's talk show.
JK Rowling: Okay!! Now it's time for fane mail!!! (picks up a letter sitting on a coffee table in front of her. She opens it and begins to read it…)
Dear Miss Rowling….
My name is Victorian Bitters (Yes that is my dad's former fav beer brand....)
I write to you to say that I loved all your books and I hope you write a whole new serious….the new mane character can be called Victorian Bitters…..
Love….
Victorian
Bitters….
JK: Well wasn't that sweet……(mutters under breathe) Gee I need a beer…..well that's all the fan mail we have for today- VB I hope you write to us again…. (Unenthusiastically like)...like you always do….
Now it's time for Fan Callers!
Malik ran to the phone as fast as possible and dialled the number needed to talk to JK Rowling.
JK: okay… it appears we have a caller! Everyone please welcome Malik Ishtar!
Audience: (claps and cheers)
Malik: HI…….
JK: HI Malik! Now what do want to talk about today?
Malik: Well JK…..
JK: (Boared/Aggravated tone)Ms. Rowling….
Malik: oh I mean Ms. Rowling…..Me and my friend Yugi here, think that you might not have just taken to much drugs the night you wrote Harry Potter (no offence), we think you live in his crazy world! We accuse you of Witch craft and Wizardry! Now burn at your pitiful stake! BUUURN!!! Burn like you've never burned before!!!
JK: (Nervously laughs. Does collar thing when they pull at it. Tries to wipe sweat off face.) Um well children that's all the time we have left today…..heh….heh….bye, bye!! (Runs off stage)...
JK walked down corridors of the studio to her dressing room, a group of her producers and other people from the set start to follow her.
"You, my house is dirty buy me a new one…." JK pointed to one of the people, he disappears.
"You, I'm hungry….go get me a child sandwich!" JK hissed at another guy.
"Sorry Ms. Rowling but we ran out of children this morning…." The guy replied.
"WHAT?!!! Curse this damn planet! Quick! To the witch cave!! I must plot a plot to catch more children….then I can eat…..Muhhahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaha!!"
Other people start to laugh.
"Quiet! Only I may laugh!!" JK screamed. "Muhahahahahahahahahaha"
Extras look at ground with tears in their eyes.
(Back with Malik, Marik and Yugi)
"Oh my god!!! Did you see the way she hesitated?! It is all real!!!" Yugi screamed.
"Hey I know!!" Marik squealed like a little girl as he entered the room, "Why don't we go grabbed the geek squad cheer leaders and go find Hogwarts!!!!"
"YEAH!!!!" Yugi squawked, "First we can go find number 4 Privet Drive in England!!!!"
Marik slapped his forehead again.
"Great…..now I've influenced them some more…..again….." Marik wandered off somewhere, aimlessly...
End chapter 1
Bijoux: Okay that chapter was pretty boring...anyway, please review. I also forgot to mention that I don't know a lot about Harry Potter, so forgive if something isn't exactly, and I forgot to mention that this story was not halped all that much by Corfart....(Corad: Hey!! I don't mock your name...) Bijoux: Heh....yeah...I sure do... Thankyou for reading.
