normal text- Mai talking

bold text- Sarah talking

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Hello, my name is Mai Taniyama and this... Is my story. A story of death and life, Angels and Demons, friends and families, love and trust and like every other time, fate decided to make me it's main entertainment, so please follow along as I tell you the tale of my life and my story...

Excuse me but are you not forgetting TWO VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE HERE? Me people hello, can you hear me or is everyone deaf up in this place?!

Bitch deflate your ego, it's Mai's story! We just happen to be two very important people involved in said story. Well, it's more like I'm the badass one and you complain... Most times... But let's not sweat the details, after all, I'm sure they can just tune you out when need be...

EXCUSE ME! I happen to be a heroine, the daughter of the devil and one of the most important key factors in this story! Hey, are you listening to me! Stop ignoring me, Jana! I SAID-

I know what you said! I just hoped that after I didn't indulge you, you'd shut the fuck up! But alas, it looks like my plan didn't work. Maybe that baseball bat I got last week might give me some peace and quiet for a few hours... Question is, where did I misplace it?

ARE YOU THREATENING ME? BITCH FIGHT ME!

What? Never! I'm promising! There's a difference Sarah, maybe if you're brain wasn't as small as a pine needle you'd be able to tell the difference!

OH, THAT IS IT! I AM ABOUT TO WHOOP YOU'RE AS-!

GUYS! Cool it, it's my story, not yours! Now say sorry, you're sisters! Apologize now! By the way, This is Sarah And Jana.

... Fine, I'm sorry.

... Me too

... I guess...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN-!

GUYS?!

... sorry...

Thank you, now let's begin... it all started, once upon a time-

Once a upon a time? More like nightmare upon a time! Am I right or am I fucking right?

Fine, I'll give you that one, everything pretty much was shitty, horrible and a whole big web of lies and love triangles that even the Devil and God themselves couldn't untangle! I mean come on, it's so big, we're catching school buses in this thing!

HAHAHA! True dat! You know, we should go shopping soon! The Hot Topics hot mess clearance sale is on tomorrow!

I know right!

YAS girl, let's do this!

Oh so now you're bonding! How come you guys only agree to something when it involves putting me down a peg or two?

Well, it is in our job description... So you know, in order to pay those bills, gonna have to do our jobs...

True dat... Sorry but not sorry.

Wait, what! Is it in your job descriptions? That's the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard!

Actually, were telling the truth! Here take a look! * hands job description*

...Unbelievable... Completely unbelievable, it's actually in your guy's FUCKING JOB DESCRIPTIONS! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! WHO MADE THESE THINGS!?

Well, remember when you said that fate likes to make you its bitch...

She kinda made these...

With the Devils approval-

OH OH OH! And God's approval too...

So...

Yeah...

There's kinda no way to get out of this...

Like ever...

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! WHY ME! WHY NOT THE ICE CREAM MAN, OR THAT JERK WHO SLAPPED MY BUTT THE OTHER DAY WHILE I WAS WAITING OUT AT THE CHECKOUT LINE? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!

...Maybe because you're fate's bitch and favorite play thing?

UUUGGGGHHHHH!

You think we should start without her?

Totally.

We've come to an agreement. Wanna do the honors, Sarah?

Really?

Sure, anything for my big sis.

YAS! Okay *ahem* ROLL TAPE!

And so the flashbacks begin, yay...

You don't sound as excited as you say?

Ever heard of sarcasm?

Well of course I have, what do you take me for, an idiot? Wait a minute-! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS JANA!

For what, do I owe you money?

STOP BEING SUCH A CHEEKY BITCH!

ROLL TAPES!

HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!

YOU SNOOZE YOU LOSE! Now let's get started, shall we?

Let's just get on with it already!

... Fine.

Oh, would you stop pouting already!

I AM NOT POUTING! I'm just... Frowning, I'm just frowning!

Whatever helps you sleep at night there princess...

WHY YOU-!

STOP! Let's just get this over with, I'll do the honors since you know, I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER!

Tch... Whatever, just get on with it!

Fine, I guess you have a point!

Thank you, now, ROLL TAPES!

A/N:

Sharkgurl20132013: hello everyone welcome to the new story this is just a small intro to the 3 main female leads although Sarah and Jana won't Actually come into the main story for awhile. they will just interrupt (mostly Sarah) and prolong how long it takes because it always ends in a fight somehow anyways thanks for reading the new chapters we will see how long time between will be for the chapter as for now ENJOY! The pic above are me and Jana I'm the girl in the cap and glasses Jana is the beauty beside me.

Jana: I'd like to thank everyone for taking the time to read our story! Dedicated to all my friends and loyal Ghost Hunt Readers! And to my girl, Sharkgurl101, for giving us the idea to write this and for helping me in being a co-author for this wonderful piece of Fanfiction artwork!