Okay so before we begin I MIGHT WARN YOU OF YOUR DEATH IF YOU ARE WILLING TO TRY ANY OF THEM! contains extreme stupidity.
1. gift him a pwetty pink eye patch.
2. steal his eye patch and tie it around the eye of a cat.
3. give the cat to Sebastian.
4. name the cat Ciel.
5. write a note saying "I will assassinate your eye patch" and put it in his bed.
6. call him bochan. keep using it in every sentence.
7. call him emo pirate.
8. call him grumpy pants.
9. introduce him to grumpy cat and tell him that they are the same.
10. apply red chili sauce at the inner side of his eye patch and let the fun begin.
11. call him beeHIVE.
12. keep blabbing about things when he is doing paper works.
13. don't let him concentrate.
14. make paper planes out of the papers in his study.
15. call him shota boy.
16. call him Alice.
17. keep singing 'London bridge'.
18. ask him if he likes Lizzy.
19. if he says he doesn't then say is it the reason because he is in a relationship with Sebastian.
20. tell him he looks like a princess in a dress and he should wear more dresses.
21. paint his manor all pink and when he gets mad at you tell him you thought he liked pink because you have seen him wear it.
22. tell him to smile.
23. if he asks why then say "because you look like an idiot while smiling".
24. ask him to tell you a joke.
25. if he refuses (which he probably will) tell him you will tell Viscount Druitt that you have found his 'sweet robin'.
MORE TO COME~~~
