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Hi guys!
Bea (it's bizarre to talk about me on third person) here again to provide you shameless fluffiness with my dear friend Towie. I'm really hoping you guys love it, I had to work hard to translate that kryptonese phrase :)
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"TowandaBRA here (AKA Towie) having #somuchfun teaming up with BiaZor-El.
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It was a typical Friday morning at the DEO and Alex was peacefully working on some research when her phone rang. She couldn't contain her smile at her girlfriend's name written on the screen before picking up. "Danvers."
"Hello, darling. How are you?" Maggie's voice came cheerful from the other side of the line. "Excited for tonight?"
"You can't even imagine." Alex was smiling so wide that it was showing in her voice. "Watch my favorite sport, my favorite team, drinking my favorite beer with my favorite girl... I couldn't be more excited." Maggie had invited her to watch a game between National City Cheetahs and Midvalle Waves. Although they were amateur teams, the agent was very proud to say she was part of the women's division from latter while in college and her girlfriend was very happy to see photos of Alex in her old uniform.
"Me too. But that's not the only reason I'm calling you." Maggie let out a sigh. "NCPD found another alien body in the outskirts of the city. I thought you would want to check it out. Male, non-catalogued species, young appearance."
"Depends. Will the sexiest detective in the whole state be there?" The brunette teased.
"I'm sorry, babe. I'm kind of busy here doing boring office stuff." The police officer answered saddened.
"That's a shame. We could have had a little warm up for tonight at my lunch hour." Alex replied pouting. "I miss you, love. See you tonight."
"See you tonight, Danvers." Maggie said in a seductive tone. "I promise to compensate for the lack of warm up, so, be prepared."
After sharing their goodbyes, Alex got her jacket and marched the halls of the DEO facility choosing a few agents to go with her to the crime scene.
The body didn't have any signs of fight, so he could only have died naturally or it was caused by chemical substances. The alien seemed to have died while still driving as he was found in the driver's seat and the car had lightly run into a pole. He looked so young, like he was younger than any known kryptonian, that got the team intrigued and raised questions about if he was a genetic experiment with kryptonian genes. The DEO agents searched the area taking samples for further examination.
"Agent Danvers!" Vasquez called from her spot investigating the car, holding a small shiny metal box. "It seems to be kryptonian, ma'am."
Alex inspected the object closely, the box was about the size of a smartphone, it resembled the aspect of a matchbox but was dense and heavy with some kryptonese words that she didn't recognize entailed on the borders and back, the front had some weird looking switches and buttons. The agent had no idea about what were the functions of the mysterious kryptonian device so she decided to give Kara and Winn a call to see if they could translate it for her.
"Vasquez, I need to take this to my lab. Please make sure that all samples are correctly stored and that the agents don't intrude on NCPD jurisdiction, okay?" Alex instructed.
"Yes, ma'am." Susan obediently replied.
"Winn, are your kryptonese skills good?" Alex asked holding the device properly secured in an evidence bag in front of the nerd's face.
"I think the Man of Steel himself would be envious of my fluency, why?" The IT guy gushed.
"I have a job for you." The agent answered putting the bag on his desk. "I found this kryptonian device on a crime scene and I have no clue about what it is. There's some words in kryptonese that I don't understand, I hope you can do it. Otherwise I'll have to call Kara, and you know that when she shows up all food on a mile radius disappear, so for the love of the homemade cookies you brought this morning, translate it as soon as you can."
"Copied, ma'am. No need to call the alien Cookie Monster." Winn joked.
"Alex, you'll need to call Kara." Winn resignedly said entering Alex's lab 40 minutes later. "Those entails are ancient kryptonese and although my vocabulary is extensive it doesn't extends to before-Earth-was-even-born languages.
"What about Superman being envious of your skills now?" The agent teased. "She is helping with a pile-up and will arrive at any moment. She called wanting to have lunch with me, something about Snapper making her want to crush human beings with her pinkie and that she needed to relax, I commented about the device and she said she would be glad to help."
"Wow... That was kind of unexpected coming from Kara... Snapper is really getting to her." Winn stuttered awkwardly. "I left the device on the counter. Please, don't let her eat my cookies."
"Cookies! Where are the cookies?" Came Kara's cheerful voice from behind them.
"We're talking about hypothetical cookies, sis." Alex said covering for Winn.
The IT guy was kind of remorseful to see Kara's smile turn into a pout so he excused himself quickly. "Well, I'll get going. Plenty of work to do and no cookies to eat. Bye, Kara."
"Bye, Winn." Both sister said in unison.
"I brought food from your favorite place." Said the kryptonian with a huge grin handing Alex a bunch of bags from the brunette's favorite restaurant in Chicago. "And, I don't want to harm human beings with my pinkie anymore, I think the pile-up call helped me to relax a bit."
"Two excellent news." The agent said getting ready to eat her delicious spaghetti. "The device is right there on the counter."
Kara skipped there and started examining the golden box. "Wow! That's plenty of buttons."
"Kara, don't push them!" Alex scolded. "We don't know what it does yet."
"Sorry..." The kryptonian looked her guiltily, she had already pushed some, then focused on reading the encrypts on the back so she wouldn't be tempted by the tiny buttons again. "Man, this is old! I don't see this kind of kryptonese since school, back when I was nine."
"And can you read it?" The older Danvers asked hopefully.
"Of course I can! I'm from the House of El. I learned ancient kryptonese since I was 3 years-old." Kara said in fake offense and began reading. "Vahdhah zrhynj tiv :dhiviao ,rao, Voch kav chai :zhehiod vot Cythonna zrhynj :dehdh ,rao, chao raogrhys kehp vo :jahghah :dehdh ta- nahn kehp tiv raogrhys faos uldif epol"
"Now in English, dummy." The agent rolled her eyes.
"As Voch created the great Rao before being killed by Cythonna, Rao created time and who is able to control it retains the power of forever youthfulness." The blonde translated proudly. "That was dark... Look! The big button is glowing!"
"Kara, no!" Alex was too late, her sister had already pressed it.
There was an explosion of light that threw Alex to the ground followed by a loud noise. The agent heard Kara yelping but couldn't look due to the intense purple glow emanating from the device and cloaking her sister's form. The light and the noise lasted for about 80 seconds until it dissipated.
Alex slowly opened her eyes feeling dizzy and was surprised by the lack of Kara on her field of vision but even more startled by a odd familiar muffled sound she couldn't quite place. "Damn, it is annoying... Gosh, if only my head stopped spinning... I could get Kara to find out where this is coming from. Kara! The damn kryptonian device! Hell, this can't be..." She rose to her feet slowly as not to disturb her turning stomach and stumbled to the place that Kara was before only to find a moving pile of red and blue superhero suit which concentrated the noise she was hearing. "Is this the cry of a baby?"
Quick in searching through the clothes, Alex found something she have never thought she would see, a very distressed baby version of her little sister. Even in her tiny state the alien was so Kara, that blonde flowy hair and baby blue eyes the agent could recognize anywhere. "Damn! Damn! Damn! What will I do? Why won't she stop crying?" The agent thought panicking. "Kara?"
The baby instantly stopped crying and looked at the brunette with curious eyes. "Kara?" Alex tried again and this time the tiny kryptonian smiled and started crawling towards her sister babbling happily. "Hell, this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen... Are you alright?" Alex got more babbling as a response and the kryptonian chubby legs got caught on the discarded cape making her fall sideways. "Gosh, you don't even know how to talk or walk. I'm so screwed, I have no idea what to do with a baby." Tiny Kara babbled a little more and started chewing on her sister's hand and the brunette couldn't be more happy by the alien's lack of teeth. "And you have big Kara's appetite... I'm so lost! May Rao and the force help us, to be honest, any kind of supernatural and natural assistance are welcome." The agent sighed, she couldn't even imagine how many trouble the little kryptonian could bring.
So, this was the first chapter. I hope you guys liked it. See you all next Monday, or sooner depending on how much feedback we get.
Have a great week and may the force be with you :)
