Disclaimer: I don't own diabolik lovers
Deep Clean
Despite what Yui might have thought the Sakamaki family did on occasion clean they're own house (much to Ayato's displeasure). And since the Mukamis had stolen Yui away (damn jerks) Reiji decided it was the perfect time for a deep clean (kill me).
Reiji had assigned Ayato the kitchen (Why cruel world, why) and Ayato was certain it was the worst room in the whole house (though he probably would have said that about any room he got).
The fridge held horrors that Ayato almost most screamed at. why on earth did they keep a pork roast that long Ayato didn't know, and those poor onions that even Ayato felt sorry for (even Ayato). He at some point decided he never wanted to wash dishes again.
Ayato was so grossed out by some of the unspeakable nightmares in freezer that he came to a point were he felt like he would have to chop his hands off after the whole ordeal. Don't even get him started on the nasty state of the cupboards.
Ayato almost threw a Kanato tantrum half way through, some one as awesome as yours truly shouldn't have work like this only to have it spoiled almost immediately with cooking. His poor hands and eyes (that had seen unholy things) had quite enough too.
Needless to say by the end of it he was contemplating (impossible) ways to kill Reiji.
